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hatriarch 

A woman or man in a leadership role in the family, similar to a matriarch or patriarch. The hatriarch used their power for evil, causing discord and disharmony in the family, usually with the intent of gaining or maintaining power. Will use all persuasion, including threats of violence.
The hatriarch attacked her sister-in-law in the kitchen, with a knife.
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matriarchy 

The longest-running joke in human history.
"Hey dude, did you hear about the matriarchy supporters?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH"
matriarchy by swag69696969 November 11, 2013

fatriarchy 

Fat males.
Fat lads.
Fat male supremacy.
Fatscist.
BIGot.
Fat male bigots.
Big idiots.
Big male idiots.
- ‘How to have sex with the Fatriarchy’ - see informative article written by Gina Tonic, published on 5th January 2023 on Vice . com

- “if you haven’t fucked with a member of the Fatriarchy before, it might feel intimidating to consider bonking through the bulk”

- When fucking the Fatriarchy, it’s important to leave all assumptions about their bodies and abilities at the door – more fool you if you miss out on the deepest dicking of your life. Jay adds, “and you might find it even more comfortable to slam against thanks to the cushioning.”

- Going from shagging skinny men to fucking the Fatriarchy (a fat lad) is like choosing to have a bit of all the meat at the carvery, rather than just sticking to your usual beef or turkey. Who knows what you’re missing out on?

- You may have heard the misconception that members of the Fatriarchy have small dicks. As a lady who’s encountered many fat men’s dicks, I’m here to tell you that just isn’t true. Sexual health educator and fat lad Jay explains that this isn’t just a fatphobic joke, but a simple matter of body mass. Additional fat in a man’s mons pubis can make his dick appear smaller, so you need to embrace the ability to be pounded or pound yourself down onto that Fatriarchal dick.

- “stop being such a Fatscist!” (Fat, male and Fascist)

- “BIGots!” (BIG male idiot; or Fat big; male bigot)

- the Fatriarchy consists of members of the patriarchy who are overweight and have a dick.

- see also: Donald Trump & Rush Limbaugh
fatriarchy by NotSafeForWoke January 14, 2023

matriarch 

1. The oldest woman in a family (a grandmother or great-grandmother) who thus has the most seniority.

2. The head of a family in a matrilineal society

3. The ruler in a matriarchy.
The matriarch looked proudly over her great progeny, from her eldest daughter to her newest heir, her month-old great-granddaughter.
matriarch by Lorelili October 19, 2010

Atriarch 

Atriarch is a being who controls multiple families, an Atriarch is a title of control over both a families patriarch and/or matriarch. In religion, the Atriarch would be God. In the mob, the Atriarch would be the Godfather.
"The Atriarch told me to kill somebody, what should I do?"

Patriarchy-Blamer 

Someone who blames the patriarchy; a feminist.
"It was great to meet other patriarchy-blamers at the feminist gathering!"

patriarchy 

A concept that inadequate females use to blame their poor performance.
I'm doing badly in my job because of the patriarchy, not because I'm useless at the job.
patriarchy by J_S_ February 13, 2019
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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