People that worship the only real evil in the world, Green apple Jolly Rancher water flavoring. This group of people are the worst of the worst, more horrible than regular Satanists and the KKK combined.

Guy one: hey, have you heard of the Green Apple Satanists?

Guy two: stay away from them! They'll sacrifice then eat your new born

Green Apple Satanists by DevoutPumkanist May 19, 2017

Related Words

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Satorist

One whose spiritual traditions are based upon the Sator Square.

The Satorists discern multitudinous ancient cosmologies within their most holy symbol.

Satorist by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

satirist

A person who practises or is an expert in satire

Melisa can make anyone laugh with her complex verbage. Some people say she is a satirist.

satirist by Jonathan Armstrong July 12, 2007

Satinist

A person, who upon wearing a satin devil costume, or adorning horns becomes 'Diabolical'. Their behavior is somehow altered, by the costume. Otherwise, they are your typical God fearing Christian, with an adverse reaction to the Devil. There are many behaviors which fit this label, which is expanded to Satin-ism. The -ism, suggests a practice, or adherence to beliefs. The Satinist, is not just wearing a costume playing a part, it invokes in them mischievous thoughts and behavior.

Bill (wearing costume): I am EVIL, mu ha ha ha ha!
Susie: Oh my! Aren't you afraid of offending God?

Bill: NO! I am the Devil!
Susie: Ok Bill, see you at church on Sunday. You Satinist!

Satinist by SIN JONES September 14, 2011

satanists

people who are honest, mature and open minded. people who arent afraid to believe in truth.
ave Satana

jesus won over Satan but who will win in the end?

satanists by cucumber May 8, 2005

satirity

The adverb form of the word satire, it is mainly used when describing a situation which is satirical.

The actions exemplified the satirity of the situation.

satirity by Adam M. B. July 27, 2005

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026