Satinist

A person, who upon wearing a satin devil costume, or adorning horns becomes 'Diabolical'. Their behavior is somehow altered, by the costume. Otherwise, they are your typical God fearing Christian, with an adverse reaction to the Devil. There are many behaviors which fit this label, which is expanded to Satin-ism. The -ism, suggests a practice, or adherence to beliefs. The Satinist, is not just wearing a costume playing a part, it invokes in them mischievous thoughts and behavior.

Bill (wearing costume): I am EVIL, mu ha ha ha ha!
Susie: Oh my! Aren't you afraid of offending God?

Bill: NO! I am the Devil!
Susie: Ok Bill, see you at church on Sunday. You Satinist!

Satinist by SIN JONES September 14, 2011

Agnostic Satanist 

Someone who is both Agnostic and a Satanist

Unsure what to believe in (a god/devil, angels, demons, ghosts, magic/spells, ect.) An Agnostic Satanist does not follow the laws of Christianity, but rather the laws of Satanism.
They do not worship any higher power, though they may somewhat believe in one.

"I am a Satanist, but I cannot prove that God/Satan does or does not exist. I am an Agnostic Satanist

Agnostic Satanist by Viqzen May 2, 2019

Satinism 

A new religion that worships the divine fabric... Satin. Not Satan and all of that bullshit, but SATIN. The church of satin is decorated with satin draping all around the walls, the congregation and priest dresses in satin robes, and the priest just talks about satin, and probably uses a lot of fabric related puns.

It is formed mostly just to confuse radical conservative Christians who will inevitably mistake it for satanism. It'd be the next best parody religion to pastafarianism.

"The priest at the church of satinism gave a long sermon about how our creator satin fabricated us into existence..."

Satinism by LordHarambe8789 November 22, 2016

Green Apple Satanists 

People that worship the only real evil in the world, Green apple Jolly Rancher water flavoring. This group of people are the worst of the worst, more horrible than regular Satanists and the KKK combined.

Guy one: hey, have you heard of the Green Apple Satanists?

Guy two: stay away from them! They'll sacrifice then eat your new born

Green Apple Satanists by DevoutPumkanist May 19, 2017

Satanist 

An adherent of any form of Satanism, a broad category of religions and worldviews all involving a favorable interpretation of "Satan." The most public form of Satanism is LaVeyan Satanism, which does not believe in or worship Satan as an actual entity, but instead sees Satan as a symbol of independence, individuality, etc. Since the late 1990's, thanks to the Internet, Satanism had diversified quite a bit. There are now more and more theistic Satanists, who do revere Satan as a deity - in most cases also associating Satan with independence, individuality, etc. Most do not see Satan as "evil" except in an ironic sense.

Many Christians have wrongly assumed that Pagans and even atheists are Satanists, who in turn are wrongly assumed to be violent criminals.

Satanist by Diane Vera July 16, 2008

Satanist 

Free thinkers, people who can think for themselves and have faith within themselves instead of putting their lives into the hands of someone who no one knows if they really exsist.
They don't worship satan or god...or any higher power...they worship themselves...they believe they are their own god and that they are responsible for their own actions.

I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exsist!

Satanist by Meagen January 21, 2004

satanist 

The satanic church was started in the 60's by Anton LaVey, so logic would follow that he would be able to define a satanist better than Oprah or whoever hosts Dateline or 20/20. A satanist doesn't believe in god or satan. A satanist is an atheist that believes people should be responsible for their actions.

Satanism itself addresses problems it finds with Judeo-Christian beliefs. They find that telling one's children that they should behave correctly not because its the decent thing to do but because some ridiculous land of fire will make their 'afterlife' really shitty is poor parenting.

The reason why satanists are thought of as scary people in black coats that sacrifice goats and abduct children springs from 2 sources. The first is sensationalist media outlets like Oprah and Dateline and 20/20 and all the daytime talk shows.

The second is the real reason why people believe these shows and thats the tendency of Christians to need to find evil where it doesn't exist. Christians themselves tend to be egotistical (because they only follow their faith when convenient) and like to feel more pious and self-righteous by creating an evil boogeyman that doesn't exist so they can blame society's decay on them.

Christian douchebag: Yeah so this little kid has gone missing, its gotta be the Satanists.

Non-idiot: Hmm, or it could be just a regular criminal.

Christian douchebag: No! Satanists ruin everything. Satanists make me ignore my faith by beating the hell out of my wife and sleeping with my secretary! Its okay though, as long as I go to church a lot and tell god I'm sorry for beating up my wife I'm good. Loopholes are great.

satanist by Skeeter McDougal September 6, 2005