DevoutPumkanist's definitions

Gay

You.

You. You are gay.

by DevoutPumkanist January 16, 2018

Green Apple Satanists

People that worship the only real evil in the world, Green apple Jolly Rancher water flavoring. This group of people are the worst of the worst, more horrible than regular Satanists and the KKK combined.

Guy one: hey, have you heard of the Green Apple Satanists?

Guy two: stay away from them! They'll sacrifice then eat your new born

by DevoutPumkanist May 19, 2017

pumpkanism

The only true religion. Founded by our Lord and savior. Our life. Our light. Pumpkaboo. Truth

Hi! Do you have a moment to talk about the only true religion, pumpkanism

by DevoutPumkanist May 5, 2017