Term used by fans of Jared Leto to describe what it feels like to have sex with him. Thus giving way to the nickname of Satan when referring to his massive penis.
by DoOrDie December 9, 2014
Get the Hurts Like Satan mug.A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole
Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"
by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015
Get the Hotter than Satan's gooch mug.Many people have misconceptions about the Church of Satan, believing that the members are devil worshipers. However, in reality, this is all false. The Church of Satan is a group of atheists and the only reason that Satan is used is because their founder, Anton LaVey, believed Satan to be a good representation of Man's True Nature.
Overall, the Church of Satan is far better rounded and has better morals than any Christian, Catholic, or any other religion will ever be.
Overall, the Church of Satan is far better rounded and has better morals than any Christian, Catholic, or any other religion will ever be.
by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 10, 2016
Get the Church of Satan mug.The person who loves selflessly, cares selflessly, and lives life to the fullest. Looks rude and savage outside but is a whole softie inside.
She is just amazing. Someone who is one in a billion. Will break your jaw or show you paradise. Just flawless. Cute AF.
She is just amazing. Someone who is one in a billion. Will break your jaw or show you paradise. Just flawless. Cute AF.
by Shia Lin April 27, 2021
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