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Sasuke's Law 

The amount of intelligence one possesses at any given moment is inversely proportional to his/her desires for power and/or revenge. (From Sasuke Uchiha of Naruto fame.)
It's so stupid of her to be acting like that towards her ex! She thinks she's so smart, but her desire for revenge has corrupted her brain. Well, that's Sasuke's Law for ya.
Sasuke's Law by Allison Bobb September 29, 2008
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sasuke’s revenge 

Sasuke’s revenge is when you are ignoring your wife’s pleasures in s*x and will run away and get the milk as soon as she gets pregnant. Sasuke’s revenge is not mean because it’s defined if your wife is an absolute bitch and won’t leave you the fuck alone A.K.A Sakura that Absolute shitblock of a person.
I will use Sasuke’s revenge if you don’t back the fuck away

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Needs to Have An Emplyment Based Check To Recieve A Tattoo On Sasuke's Uchiha's Curse Mark Because Of His Own Abused <Cursed> Mark

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Needs to Have An Emplyment Based Check To Recieve A Tattoo On Sasuke's Uchiha's Curse Mark Because Of His Own Abused <Cursed> Mark
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Needs to Have An Emplyment Based Check To Recieve A Tattoo On Sasuke's Uchiha's Curse Mark Because Of His Own Abused <Cursed> Mark

sasuke sasukekin 

bastard Cunt who likes echidnas and dumbass Frog pngs. Distgusting . Imbecile . Glorifies Mike Narutokin and Wallace too much. Bullier of nico fursuit.
nico: "sasuke sasukekin"
sasuke: "what the fcuk ywant cunt cunt"
nico: "sasuk .)="
sasuke : "you will know death this day! Fireball jutsu!"

sasuke special 

The single greatest form of showmanship known to mankind. It involves doing a round-off cartwheel, followed by a back tuck or "moonsault" onto the head/neck of your attacker. It was innovated by god himself, The Great Sasuke.
The best way to stop a robbery in progress is to Sasuke Special over the register.
sasuke special by HLV Sequel June 10, 2008

sasuke uchiha syndrome 

When someone is so fixated on their goal that they will leave everything else behind in order to achieve it, no matter what the potential risks are of doing that.
Guy 1: I should drop out of high school to focus on becoming famous on YouTube.

Guy 2: Sounds like you have sasuke uchiha syndrome.
A type of fruit cake which grows on the emo tree.
The Sasuke sure are fruity this year.
Sasuke by chidorigan September 19, 2012