A emo duck butt haired teen who wants to kill his Bro.
Omg It´s Sasuke Uchina
by Elizabeth Afton 12 September 14, 2020
Get the Sasuke mug.
the illogical leaping from one topic to another like a ninja, particularly in the context of playing a game. often having so many steps between the initial topic and the final destination that it it miles apart.

Example: "The clue is train right? well Thomas was a train, and and he was blue right? well bare will me on this, on blues clues they had salt and pepper as characters right? so i think the answer is Salt Lake Utah"
"I can't believe they won the game with such a massive Sasukism"
by Loki Gamer March 8, 2021
Get the Sasukism mug.
A big vagina that can't attain power on his own so he takes short cuts.

a.k.a.

Uchiha "Little Bitch" Sasuke
Wow, that dropout is getting better than me. I better go suck Orochimaru's cock for super saiyan powers.
by Uzumaki Naruto April 12, 2005
Get the sasuke mug.
Uchiha Sasuke.

Sole survivor of the tragic Uchiha clan.
Younger brother of Uchiha Itachi.

One of only three ninjas that possess the Sharingan.

Part of team 7 (Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto)

Target of Orochimaru.

Received Orochimaru's cursed seal.

Uses chidori.
Sakura: "SASUKE-KUN!!!!!"
Naruto: "..."
Get the Sasuke mug.
Uchiha Sasuke is /one/ of the main characters in the popular anime show Naruto. In the beginning of the show he is placed on a team with Uzumaki Naruto the nine tailed demons fox, Kyuubi No Yoko's, Jinchuuriki and Haruno Sakura who "loves" him, the team led by "The Copy Ninja" Hatake Kakashi (Who also happens to be slightly perverted and always late for any meeting). He is one of the two living members of the "famous" Uchiha clan. The Uchiha clan was slayn by Sasuke's older brother Itachi Uchiha, in shich Sasuke now wishes for revenge on Itachi for killing the clan to "test his power."
Uchiha Sasuke was sought out by the powerful senin named Orochimaru (Who wished to know the answer to everything, including immortality). Orochimaru "cursed" Sasuke by biting him on the neck. Sasuke now lives with the curse unallowed to use too much power or else it will "control" him. The first stage of this said curse shows black markings all over the left side of Sasuke's body. The second stage happes to turn Sasuke into a winged blue-skinned "vampire-looking" version of himself, with a cross like mark on the center of his face.
Uchiha Sasuke's alleged hatred for the main character Uzumaki Naruto is shown very well in the anime. Though, when fighting Naruto as Sasuke is departing to join Orochimaru did not have the heart to kill him. /If/ Uchiha Sasuke had killed Uzumaki Naruto he would have gained the powerful Mangekyou Sharingan in which you must kill your closest and best friend (As Itachi did weeks before killing the entire clan).
As Uchiha Sasuke serves under Orochimaru he is thought new abilities and how to strengthen old ones. Including a technique (or jutsu) he was tought by his former sensei (teacher) Hatake Kakashi called the Chidori (Lightning Blade) in which the user can manipulate lightning into a blade-like form. He then realizes that there is no more that Orochimaru can teach him and tries to defeat him. In the process Orochimaru (Who is in need of getting a new "host") starts a "ritual" in which Orochimaru tries to take over Sasuke's body. Though, Orochimaru is unable to finish the ritual due to fatality when Sasuke kills him.
Sasuke is often called a transvestite, emo, goth, cutter, homosexual, crossdresser, pretty boy, uke, molestation victim, and a prick.

<<It is true that most people get Sasuke incorrect. I dubb you all idiots doomed to loom in stupidity for your lives.>>
by iDeidara March 27, 2007
Get the Sasuke mug.
1) (Noun) A weak loser who tries to get ahead by being a bitch to more accomplished people.

2) (Verb) To get one's ass raped and handed back to him by his brother.

3) (Adjective) See: annoying, emo, clueless, and stupid.
1) Sasuke loves to suck Orochimaru's cock to learn all the 1337 Jutsus he would've never discovered on his own. (Unlike Sasuke's pro brother who mastered everything by himself)

2) Even while facing against a severely weakened and diseased Itachi who was going easy on Sasuke, Sasuke STILL couldn't beat him.

3) "My life's sole mission is to kill my evil brother. Nothing will pierce the frigid Siberia of my lonely and locked soul. I have grown to hate Itachi. BECAUSE HATE MAKES ME STRONG!"
Many years later...
"WTF, you mean Itachi was a good guy and he actually loved me? Man am I an idiot."
by sladjflsakjdglshdg;lk July 18, 2008
Get the Sasuke mug.