7 definitions by Allison Bobb

Potaku

An otaku who is on a limited budget, for any reason(s). Portmanteau of the words "poor" and "otaku"

I can't go to the anime convention with you. I'd love to, but I just can't afford it. I'm such a potaku.

by Allison Bobb August 5, 2008

otaku soup

1) When a group of otaku stay at a swank hotel (such as the Mariott at Copley Sq.) for an anime convention (such as Anime Boston), and hang out and socialize in the jacuzzi. Otaku gazpacho would be the same thing, except they're in the swimming pool instead.

2) Ramen

1) Come on in! Join the otaku soup! The water's great, and we're having a great time laughing it up and discussing anime and manga. ^_^

2) I'm hungry. I think I'll make otaku soup for lunch. *gets ramen noodles out of the pantry and cooks them*

by Allison Bobb August 5, 2008

Idiot blossom

A plant that requires minimal care to thrive. So called because *any idiot can take care of it*.

"I don't even water this idiot blossom, and not only is it surviving, it's thriving!"

by Allison Bobb August 22, 2014

Platonic jealousy

When a close friend of yours hangs out with someone else, and you feel jealous that they aren't hanging out with you.

Bob: Hey, where's Alice?
Carol: She's hanging out with Dana today. Just like yesterday...I think I'm coming down with a case of platonic jealousy.

by Allison Bobb January 18, 2015

Kelley Square

A large deathtrap in Worcester, MA consisting of two rotaries and several roads intersecting them. Only the bravest of the brave and/or the craziest of the crazy should even attempt to drive through it.

I drove through Kelley Square yesterday. It was insane!

by Allison Bobb December 16, 2010

yaoi practitioner

A gay or bisexual male.

Synonym: Slash practitioner

He's going out with Suzie Smith? Wow...all this time I thought he was a yaoi practitioner.

by Allison Bobb August 5, 2008

Sasuke's Law

The amount of intelligence one possesses at any given moment is inversely proportional to his/her desires for power and/or revenge. (From Sasuke Uchiha of Naruto fame.)

It's so stupid of her to be acting like that towards her ex! She thinks she's so smart, but her desire for revenge has corrupted her brain. Well, that's Sasuke's Law for ya.

by Allison Bobb August 5, 2008