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Sassa Cyber 

A swedish witch from the land of Project Rockstar who goes around signing music bands that other people want. She often offers vastly inferior contracts but uses black magic or something to get bands to sign.
Sassa Cyber by Project Rockstar April 15, 2005
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sassa fratz

A person who has an attitude and spunk. Everything they do is in high energy levels and acts daily like a sassa fratz. Stop arguing with me about everything sassa fratz! Your getting on my nerves!
Stop being such a Sassa Fratz! Sit down and chill out!
sassa fratz by Monkey917 November 25, 2016

Sassa Kalabeez 

Sassa Kalabeez is an egyptian term used in rocket league when you snap someone's ankles and send them back to the lobby.
Him: stop dribbling so much and pass the ball
Me: Holy shit i just hit a sassa kalabeez rip bozo!!!!!!!
Sassa Kalabeez by la lel ershad August 13, 2021

bucky sassa 

An inconspicuous intellectual, the opposit of a sussy baka which is defined as a suspicious fool.
Bro you're so smart, you're legiterally a bucky sassa frfr ong
bucky sassa by Bucky Sassa May 10, 2023

Diarrhea Sassa Freya

The ultimate gastrointestinal betrayal that occurs when spicy dinner choices meet a high-stress workday. It is the sudden, liquid realization that your internal "check engine" light is flashing red.
Commonly known as The Great Intestinal Slip 'n Slide or a mudslide in your khakis, this event usually strikes during a meeting, forcing a 40-yard dash to the bathroom that would break Olympic records.
"I was leading the team call when the ghost pepper wings from last night decided it was time for a Diarrhea Sassa Freya. I’ve never hit 'Mute' and bolted so fast in my life."

Diarrhea Sassa Freya

The ultimate gastrointestinal betrayal that occurs when spicy dinner choices meet a high-stress workday. It is the sudden, liquid realization that your internal "check engine" light is flashing red.
Commonly known as The Great Intestinal Slip 'n Slide or a mudslide in your khakis, this event usually strikes during a meeting, forcing a 40-yard dash to the bathroom that would break Olympic records.
"I was leading the team call when the ghost pepper wings from last night decided it was time for a Diarrhea Sassa Freya. I’ve never hit 'Mute' and bolted so fast in my life."