Sashmitha is one of those girls who are adorable as children, but go through a stage where no one knows what is happening, then BAM... suddenly she becomes so attractive on the outside. Sashmitha would have also have a great personality and would never want to waste her time obsessing over other people. She nearly always acts 10 times more maturer than she actually is. She is also drop dead gorgeous by the age of 20. She is fit to be a model as she is tall, and has really nice curves. Sashmitha doesn't like getting close with many people, yet she socialises a lot. She is definetely not awkward and she makes the most of everything except her love life. She can be very cautious and likes to make sure that she builds her walls up high. She is intelligent but she is also very rude at times like anyone else. Most people talk to her but she only has a few close friends and she isn't afraid to speak straightforwardly. She also is one of those really helpful friends who actually help you out when a bra strap is showing or you have lipstick on your teeth.

'... um sorry to disturb you but I thought you would like it if I help you out and tell you that there is a lipstick stain on your teeth'

'Oh shit your right - thanks Sashmitha!!'

Sashmitha by cocoalurver May 17, 2018

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Wrinkled Salami

-Adjective

1. Senior Men who still think that they have the libido and/or swagger to participate in the modern day mating rituals of young females.

2. Geezers who hit on chicks that could possibly be their granddaughters

3. Wannabe "Celine-Dion-Husband" type dudes

4. Basically Hugh Hefners with no game...

*Female Version: Rotten Tuna*

Just tell those Wrinkled Salami's to GTFO, then pepper spray them and run

Wrinkled Salami by Three Legged Manly Man January 2, 2011

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salami sunset

Men, that on a regular basis, try to suck their own cock. Pushing just that little bit further each time until one day, one day he will make it-the salami sunset.

Adam finally made the salami sunset and we didnt see him for days.
What you got there? A salami sunset?
Why are you so happy? make your salami sunset?

salami sunset by Chalise April 22, 2009

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Salami Stroking

The act of giving pleasure to ones self by yanking on the penis :)

Salami Stroking is Steffen Timmer's favorite hobby.

Salami Stroking by Numba 1 Meskin April 23, 2011

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