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The stupifingly cute, pink eyed, freckle cheeked girl from the Tenchi Muyo! Series.
"If you make me leave, I'll hate you forever, so there." -Sasami
Sasami by Josh Taylor March 8, 2004
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Salami Monger 

Someone who is not circumcised and therefore mongers salami. That sometimes contains cheese. Know as tip cheese
“Yo is he circumcised”
Nah he’s a salami monger
Salami Monger by Guy what August 21, 2020

Black Salami 

A black man with an extremely large penis, who can literally fuck himself.
"Look at the size of his cock"
"That's why they call him Black Salami"
Black Salami by johnhomone April 7, 2015
Sashmitha is one of those girls who are adorable as children, but go through a stage where no one knows what is happening, then BAM... suddenly she becomes so attractive on the outside. Sashmitha would have also have a great personality and would never want to waste her time obsessing over other people. She nearly always acts 10 times more maturer than she actually is. She is also drop dead gorgeous by the age of 20. She is fit to be a model as she is tall, and has really nice curves. Sashmitha doesn't like getting close with many people, yet she socialises a lot. She is definetely not awkward and she makes the most of everything except her love life. She can be very cautious and likes to make sure that she builds her walls up high. She is intelligent but she is also very rude at times like anyone else. Most people talk to her but she only has a few close friends and she isn't afraid to speak straightforwardly. She also is one of those really helpful friends who actually help you out when a bra strap is showing or you have lipstick on your teeth.
'... um sorry to disturb you but I thought you would like it if I help you out and tell you that there is a lipstick stain on your teeth'

'Oh shit your right - thanks Sashmitha!!'
Sashmitha by cocoalurver May 17, 2018

Wrinkled Salami 

-Adjective

1. Senior Men who still think that they have the libido and/or swagger to participate in the modern day mating rituals of young females.

2. Geezers who hit on chicks that could possibly be their granddaughters

3. Wannabe "Celine-Dion-Husband" type dudes

4. Basically Hugh Hefners with no game...

*Female Version: Rotten Tuna*
Just tell those Wrinkled Salami's to GTFO, then pepper spray them and run

salami sunset 

Men, that on a regular basis, try to suck their own cock. Pushing just that little bit further each time until one day, one day he will make it-the salami sunset.
Adam finally made the salami sunset and we didnt see him for days.
What you got there? A salami sunset?
Why are you so happy? make your salami sunset?
salami sunset by Chalise April 22, 2009

Salami Stroking

The act of giving pleasure to ones self by yanking on the penis :)
Salami Stroking is Steffen Timmer's favorite hobby.
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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