saruu

Saru is binisha's only binisha's. Her eyes are good istg.Her smile is admirable.Her hair bangs are the highlight on her. Sarika is only binisha mahn

omg binisha is in love with saruu..damnn cute

by binigggaaa March 6, 2023

Saruu

saruu is binisha's only binisha's.Her eyes are so attractive.Her smile is so admirable. Her hair bangs are the highlight....ong i love her..she is binisha's only

omgg binisha loves saruuu..so cute

by binigggaaa March 6, 2023

Skank-a-saurus

someone who uses her own friends to gain popularity for herself by putting them down constantly, and whose ego is so large she hardly has room for the fish smell that dissipates from beneath her skirt.

That girl over there is known as a "Skank-a-saurus"

by Mc Lover Muffin August 25, 2007

Sarku Sauce

Accidentally created by ancient Japanese alchemists that were trying to turn soy sauce into heroin (or vice versa, experts are not really sure). Sarku Sauce can be consumed with Sarku chicken, or freebased like a depraved crackhead. Commonly found in malls throughout the U.S.

Bro 1: "Yo Mike, I-I-we g-gotta hit up that Sarku. I'm jonesin' baaad man."

Bro 2: "Chill bro, we just got back from the Oviedo Mall 5 minutes ago and you ate like 3 entire pl-"

Bro 1:"I FUCKING NEED IT RIGHT N-NOW FUCK"

Bro 2:"*sigh*... another victim of Sarku Sauce"

by mrSarku February 25, 2011

Sarutobi Asuma

Sarutobi Asuma or Asuma Sarutobi is a Jounin level ninja from the anime Naruto created by Masashi Kishimoto. He is 28 years old and tends to always be found with a cigarette in his mouth. He is he son of the Sandaime (Third) Hokage Sarutobi. And the sensei of Team 10 which consists of Yamanaka Ino, Akimichi Chouji and Nara Shikamaru. He is closest to Shikamaru out of the three. Later on in the manga he fights two Akatsuki members Hidan and Kakuzu. Hidan uses a technique which everytime he attacks himself the same attack is inflicted on his opponent. Hidan gives himself a death blow attack which also transferred onto Asuma. Hidan is immortal so he doesn't die but Asuma is not. He dies in the presence of his team Shikamaru, Chouji and Ino, Ino tries to heal his wounds as she is a medical ninja but it is too late. He dies with a cigarette in his mouth. Shikamaru puts the cigarette in his mouth and says "I knew I'd hate smoking". We also find out later in the manga that Yuuhi Kurenai is pregnant with his child and a wedding ring is also seen on her finger when she visits his grave. It is unknown if Kurenai was engaged or actually married to Asuma.

"Shikamaru, let me just have one last smoke" Was the last said by Sarutobi Asuma.

by Kimmi-chan January 8, 2009

jug-a-saurus-rex

a girl with hugs tits.

whooaaa, look at that jug-a-saurus-rex!

by bloomiish July 14, 2009

The Saruman

A sexual maneuver that exists only in theory: A male partner, upon achieving orgasm, ejaculates into his hand. He then palms the forehead of his partner using that hand and asks, in his best Christopher Lee voice, "Whom do you serve?!"

"Hey , you going to see Jenny again?"
"No, I branded her with The Saruman last week. There's no recovering from that."

by thebaboon December 29, 2015