Accidentally created by ancient Japanese alchemists that were trying to turn soy sauce into heroin (or vice versa, experts are not really sure). Sarku Sauce can be consumed with Sarku chicken, or freebased like a depraved crackhead. Commonly found in malls throughout the U.S.
Bro 1: "Yo Mike, I-I-we g-gotta hit up that Sarku. I'm jonesin' baaad man."
Bro 2: "Chill bro, we just got back from the Oviedo Mall 5 minutes ago and you ate like 3 entire pl-"
Bro 1:"I FUCKING NEED IT RIGHT N-NOW FUCK"
Bro 2:"*sigh*... another victim of Sarku Sauce"
Bro 2: "Chill bro, we just got back from the Oviedo Mall 5 minutes ago and you ate like 3 entire pl-"
Bro 1:"I FUCKING NEED IT RIGHT N-NOW FUCK"
Bro 2:"*sigh*... another victim of Sarku Sauce"
by mrSarku February 7, 2011