Sarrgasm 

A sarcastic comment or joke that is so funny it causes you to have an orgasm from laughing

Julie told me that same joke today and I had a sarrgasm!

Sarrgasm by Vikette#1 April 13, 2023

sarcgasm 

When somebody says something so sarcastic that everyone who heard it has an instant orgasm.

Lady Nancy Astor: If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee!
Winston Churchill: And if I were your husband I would drink it!
Bystander #1: Oh snap, I just had a sarcgasm!

sarcgasm by essteeyou September 16, 2010

Sargasmic

So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.

"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"

Sargasmic by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008

Sargasm

A sarcastic orgasm, the term was originally coined by Panic! at The Disco's Lead Vocalist Brendon Boyd Urie.

Sargasm: "Oooooh you feeel so goood?"

Sargasm by roaring17s February 13, 2019

Starrgasm 

NOUN: orgasm caused by photographs of Beatles legend Ringo Starr. Can also be used as an adjective, i.e., starrgasmic.

Wow, that picture was so amazing it gave me a starrgasm.

That pic was starrgasmic!

Starrgasm by The Whole Entire World. July 5, 2010

sargasm

Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.

"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."

sargasm by Ben Frey May 26, 2006

sargasmo

The person who initiates the sargasim (the sarcastic orgasm).

Person A says "Your SO cool man (said in a sarcastic tone)."

Person B says "Stop being such a sargasmo"

sargasmo by Urban Pirate Gen October 7, 2009