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-Noun
1. One who is extremely Attractive;Handsome
2. Sexual position impossible to describe in words.
"Dude... I totally Santilloed her last night!"
"YOU WHAT!!??!!!??"

"whoa!, she's really Santillo!"

Santillo by K Fez January 16, 2008
Words you can keep
a person that never gets laid. a person known for striking out on all levels.
my friend pulled a santillo and went home alone again
santillo by Dark Danny Brown February 14, 2007

Santillo’d 

When cooking (usually a pizza) and you cook it well done, but to a degree most people think it’s burnt.

In exaggerated use, when you cook or bake something and leave it in the oven 42x longer than was needed.
My wife baked me a pizza, she Santillo’d it, I nearly lost a tooth.
Santillo’d by TermGenuis December 4, 2021

Santillo’d 

When cooking (usually a pizza) and you cook it well done, but to a degree most people think it’s burnt (but it’s usually not).

In exaggerated use, when you cook or bake something and leave it in the oven 42x longer than was needed.
My wife baked me a pizza, she Santillo’d it, I nearly lost a tooth.
Santillo’d by TermGenuis December 4, 2021

Guy Santillo 

Don’t be a guy Santillo

“It’s not simping if it’s for ur girlfriend!!!!”
Guy Santillo by asigrocks September 25, 2020

Santilli'ed 

verb: to shit on someones chest

adj: to describe the feeling of utter embarrassment and humiliation
Wow man I just got a nuke in CoD, you got Santilli'ed
Santilli'ed by Im Cute69 April 17, 2011

Santilli 

a highly attractive man who is very popular with the ladies
look at that guy, hes a regualar santilli
Santilli by jenny a May 11, 2007
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