santillo

a person that never gets laid. a person known for striking out on all levels.

my friend pulled a santillo and went home alone again

by Dark Danny Brown February 14, 2007

Santillo

-Noun
1. One who is extremely Attractive;Handsome
2. Sexual position impossible to describe in words.

"Dude... I totally Santilloed her last night!"
"YOU WHAT!!??!!!??"

"whoa!, she's really Santillo!"

by K Fez January 16, 2008

Guy Santillo

Total simp

Don’t be a guy Santillo

“It’s not simping if it’s for ur girlfriend!!!!”

by asigrocks September 25, 2020