Santela
Santela by General Shmerman May 5, 2022
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Sanela
A girl that is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. She is sweet and friendly, but if you mess with her you will be SORRY. She is a best friend to all, except haters. She thinks she can dance, but she really can't. She is destined to be with a guy with a name that starts with C. She is the best person you will ever meet.
Boy#1: Damn girl, look at that Sanela go.
Boy#2: Look at the way that ass moves up and down.
Boy#1: Woah....O:
Boy#2: Look at the way that ass moves up and down.
Boy#1: Woah....O:
Sanela by youandmetogtherforever October 21, 2011
santelli
A dribble of santorum, the frothy mix of lubricant and feces sometimes resultant from anal intercourse. Named in honor of Rick Santelli from CNBC, who called you a loser.
I thought I had contained all of the santorum, but alas, a santelli still went down my leg as I walked to the bathroom.
santelli by astronautjesus February 21, 2009
santel
A good, fun person to be with. He's would never cheat on you or play you. He'll buy you presents and say good things about you. If you were his girlfriend you are very lucky to have him. Santel plays football, he's really skinny, and really strong. Santel is a really good athlete and would probably get a scholarship into collage. Santels are popular in school and can get any girl to fall in love with them.
Girl 1: "Hey, did you see Santel today."
Girl 2: "Yeah he bought his girlfriend two Victoria Secret shirts."
Girl 1: " He is so cute isn't he"
Girl 2: "Yeah"
Girl 2: "Yeah he bought his girlfriend two Victoria Secret shirts."
Girl 1: " He is so cute isn't he"
Girl 2: "Yeah"
santel by Someone named... January 28, 2017
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.