Santela
Santela by General Shmerman May 5, 2022
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Sanela
A girl that is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. She is sweet and friendly, but if you mess with her you will be SORRY. She is a best friend to all, except haters. She thinks she can dance, but she really can't. She is destined to be with a guy with a name that starts with C. She is the best person you will ever meet.
Boy#1: Damn girl, look at that Sanela go.
Boy#2: Look at the way that ass moves up and down.
Boy#1: Woah....O:
Boy#2: Look at the way that ass moves up and down.
Boy#1: Woah....O:
Sanela by youandmetogtherforever October 21, 2011
santelli
A dribble of santorum, the frothy mix of lubricant and feces sometimes resultant from anal intercourse. Named in honor of Rick Santelli from CNBC, who called you a loser.
I thought I had contained all of the santorum, but alas, a santelli still went down my leg as I walked to the bathroom.
santelli by astronautjesus February 21, 2009
santel
A good, fun person to be with. He's would never cheat on you or play you. He'll buy you presents and say good things about you. If you were his girlfriend you are very lucky to have him. Santel plays football, he's really skinny, and really strong. Santel is a really good athlete and would probably get a scholarship into collage. Santels are popular in school and can get any girl to fall in love with them.
Girl 1: "Hey, did you see Santel today."
Girl 2: "Yeah he bought his girlfriend two Victoria Secret shirts."
Girl 1: " He is so cute isn't he"
Girl 2: "Yeah"
Girl 2: "Yeah he bought his girlfriend two Victoria Secret shirts."
Girl 1: " He is so cute isn't he"
Girl 2: "Yeah"
santel by Someone named... January 28, 2017