santelli

A dribble of santorum, the frothy mix of lubricant and feces sometimes resultant from anal intercourse. Named in honor of Rick Santelli from CNBC, who called you a loser.

I thought I had contained all of the santorum, but alas, a santelli still went down my leg as I walked to the bathroom.

santelli by astronautjesus February 21, 2009

Smelly Santelli 

Frustrated, angered, or annoyed. Typically this funky mood develops due to resentment for authority figures in the work place.

Dude, we were supposed to get out of work at 1:00 on Friday but then our boss made us stay late for some bullshit meeting. Needless to say I felt Smelly Santelli til late Saturday afternoon.

Smelly Santelli by Fiberlinky Stinky June 19, 2009

satellite jeon 

A habit for Jungkook to be with Jimin and he subconsiously follows Jimin wherever he going.
It already became a part of his daily routine to be near Jimin

It used to be Jimin that followed Jungkook around but now it's the opposite (Satellite Jeon)

satellite jeon by Flossie-min May 7, 2018

Satellite ears 

The phenomenon or condition where a student will hone in on conversations to which students discuss without the knowledge of who is listening (because of "satellite ears"), until the person in question finds a point of interest in the conversation, and involuntarily joins in- suddenly making themselves vulnerable to the fact they were listening intently to the conversation without the students knowledge, approval, or comprehension...

(After listening to an entire conversation about Heroes)

Dude 1: Hey did you see Heroes last night?
Satellite ears: Omg yeah I did! I never knew Sylar had a sensitive side...
Dude 2: Whoa quick response man, considering we weren't even talking to you
Satellite ears: Er yeah haha (shifty eyes)
Dude 1: That guy must have satellite ears...
Dude 2: Defo

Satellite ears by Firelovesugar February 26, 2009

Santilli'ed 

verb: to shit on someones chest

adj: to describe the feeling of utter embarrassment and humiliation

Wow man I just got a nuke in CoD, you got Santilli'ed

Santilli'ed by Im Cute69 April 17, 2011

Satellite Friend

The friend that is never really part of the "fam" group of friends. They're never on the inside of any circles and only make their revolutions around the outside of close cliques, even though they're friends with all of them.

"Why weren't you there on Saturday, everyone else was"
"Uh because everyone forgot about me and didn't miss me because I'm just a Satellite Friend"

Satellite Friend by Mortal Beauty January 18, 2016

satellite dog 

A dog wearing one of those coned-shaped protective collars, making the poor animal resemble a miniature satellite dish. It is considered impolite to make jokes in front of its owner about their dog getting hundreds of television channels. Unless they think it is funny, too.

The dog in the movie "Snatch" that swallowed the sqeaky toy and the big diamond was hilarious! At the end of the movie, he got taken to a vet who cleaned him out and put a satellite dog collar on him.

satellite dog by Soggy Noodles March 10, 2009