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Scanatheist

Basically a atheist who denies the reality of God, but feels the need to stand on a soap box and preach the wrong doings and fairy stories of Christians so much that they actually become more obnoxious than the Christian, rather than just accepting the fact that everyone has different beliefs.
Religious Person: I believe in God.

Atheist: Really? that's interesting. I don't personally but I'd love to sit down with you and discuss the issue sometime.

Religious Person: I be live in God.

Scanatheist: You be live in God? I don't believe in God and I have absolute faith in science because it's completely accurate and irrefutable.
by Jesus70BC December 24, 2010
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scatheist

A person who does not believe in a scat. Most of these may be classified under the following definitions:

1) Aggressive scatheist: attacks other people with scat. Often brings up the insensitive and ignorant fact that scat is merely refuse from the body and therefore is useless; ignoring the fact that it can be used for fertilizer, to fuel fires and even baked in rotating kilns (such as at a plant managed by the Mass Water Resources Authority in Boston) to kill germs and make pellets that are manufactured into organic lawn fertilizers. Aggressive scatheists are often relentlessly violent with their scat (throwing, smearing, smothering and fornicating are the preferred actions of agressive scatheists).

2) Passive/tolerant scatheist: does not believe in scat but accepts that others do. Does not usually bring up the fact unless attacked for being an scatheist.
Jake: "April, you're full of shit!"

April: "Actually, I'm not, you see I'm an agressive scatheist and I tend to empty my bowels every morning for a ritualistic fornication practice with my scat. It's a messy job but someone's got to do it!"
by brentionary March 27, 2009
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Santatheist

the rejection of Santa,or the position that Clause, Kringle or Father Christmas do not exist. In the broadest sense, it is the absence of belief in the existence of Santa Claus.
Shaun’s childhood dreams were crushed when he saw his father and mother assembling all his toys late on Christmas eve night. He realized at that point he was a santatheist. And his love of over weight senior males lead him to a life of dating elderly men.
by Slampees McGhee December 8, 2009
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scenetheist

A self-proclaimed atheist who rather than having background research influencing his/her religious path, rather chose this path because Slayer sings about Satan and evil. A scenetheist generlly chooses their religious path due to the trendiness of atheism amongst other metalheads. Instead of citing Darwin, Dawkins, and Nietzsche as their religious role models, they choose Glen Benton or Venom.
Myself - Howdy there, do you know who Charles Darwin is?
Scenetheist (666) - The dude who wrote a Christmas Carol?
by Joshua Of Aeons May 11, 2008
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sanatheestaliion

sanatheestaliion is a kpop Stan who goes by all pronouns and gets cancelled every week for exposing mfs, their real name is mar and they r so fucking hot like fr they are the hottest person alive. They currently have 1 billion followers and 7 billion likes and they are married with sana.
Example:

Peasant no.1:did u see that @sanatheestaliion got cancelled
Peasant no.2: what now-
by marsnumberonepeasant December 27, 2020
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