Santasaurus

The friendly breed of dinosaur that leaves children presents on Christmas Eve, but only the believers. He is an elusive creature and can sometimes be found lurking in the woods trying to find Jesus.

Me: Hey Rachel! Do you believe in Santasaurus?

Rachel: No you dumb cow!

Me: Every time you say, "I don't believe in Santasaurus," a redneck pops a cap in its ass!

Santasaurus by hobosd August 7, 2009

Skankasaurus rex 

A nickname for the biggest whore one knows. Just like Tyrannosaurus rex means "King of the terrible lizards", Skankasaurus rex means "Queen of the skanky-ass sluts".

Guy 1: Dude, I think I can get an easy fuck from Tanya at the party...
Guy 2: Man, for your own good, stay away from her infested ass! She's such a Skankasaurus rex!

Skankasaurus rex by Uberfart January 26, 2007

Slutasaurus Rex 

The queen of all sluts.

Krista, you are such a Slutasaurus Rex!! Put the dick down and feed yo' baby!

Slutasaurus Rex by Cory Medland (C Mak) April 25, 2003

Skankasaurus 

The state in which a person, commonly a woman, exhibits extreme and uncontrolable slutty behavior, has a generally unpleasant demeanor, and/or who never shuts their mouth.

After I found out what Jess did after the party with that guy, and then bitched at her friend for doing the same with another young man, I have come to the conclusion that she is a skankasaurus.

Skankasaurus by Jon L. July 14, 2005

Skankasaurus 

A large, unattractive female, of the loose variety. Works best if subject resembles a dinosaur.

Guy 1 "Dude that chick last night was gorgeous!"
Guy 2 "No, you were hammered. She was a total skankasaurus"

Skankasaurus by GarrettGavenus December 17, 2008

Slutasaurus 

The slutasaurus is one of the sluttiest creatures and most often featured in popular culture around the world. It hails from what is now the western United States, more specifically Kirkland, WA. Some people consider slutasaurus to be a species of dinosaur similar to the T. Rex while others maintain and are correct in believing the slutasaurus is a separate genus commonly likened to a dirty whore.

the slutasaurus is very sexually promiscuous and usually engages in sexual acts that are disapproved of, obviously. unlike your everyday slut you will not find the slutasaures standing on the corner of Aurora or any other street corner for that matter. The slutasaures is commonly found burrowed in it's slutasaures den where it's visitors line up for a little slutasaures action. If you are interested in finding out more about the slutasaures you will have to do some investigative research on where to best locate one of the aforementioned dens.

I usually end up burrowing with the same slutasaurus every week. Her den has the largest selection of inappropriate toys. true that playa.

Slutasaurus by kellyka December 20, 2007

Skankasaurusrex 

(n) An ignorant, misinformed female who throws herself at unattainable men, violating trust & confidence. Often known as skank, whore, slut isn't totally unattractive but definitely not "A" game often over or under processed we'd like to call them "bottom feeders" they usually take the left overs. WOOF

What a Skankasaurusrex shes tried to sleep with everyone here including all her friends boyfriends. #fail

Skankasaurusrex by LilCee333 February 6, 2012