The friendly breed of dinosaur that leaves children presents on Christmas
Eve, but only the believers. He is an elusive
creature and can sometimes be found lurking in the woods trying to find
Jesus.
Me: Hey Rachel! Do you believe in Santasaurus?
Rachel: No you dumb
cow!
Me: Every time you say, "I
don't believe in Santasaurus," a
redneck pops a cap in its ass!