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San Antone

Person A (from small rural town) : You headed down to San Antone?
Person B (from large city) : San Antonio? Yes, I'm leaving tomorrow.
by Texas Expert January 14, 2009
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San Antone

San Antone aka SA-Town aka S.A. aka San Antonio, Texas
Choppin blades of crome dine(down) in San Antone
by ya daddy May 22, 2006
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San Antonio Breakfast Salad

When a man is getting his salad tossed, he ejaculates on the back of his hand just before shitting in her face. When she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.
Meredith won't return my calls after I gave her a San Antonio Breakfast Salad.
by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016
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San Antonio Somersault

Sex position whereby receiving partner starts in head-tucked somersault position with inserting partner behind culminating with a push off into a full somersault after blown load.
"She's not a gymnast but her favorite position is the San Antonio Somersault."
by Hat and Spurs December 21, 2018
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San Antonio cascarone

when multiple men skeet into a condom and break it over a womens head.
last night me and 12 of my best bras gave Sabrina a San Antonio cascarone ......What a dumb bitch!
by Will Shire December 3, 2007
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San Antonio Pit Stop

When your car is left on cinderblocks after having the tires stolen in broad day light.
Damn esé, I need you to scoop me up. I went into Taco Jalisco for 10 minutes and my impala got a San Antonio Pit Stop.
by Big money crayon March 14, 2019
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san antonio muffle-lada

The act of pressing your butt cheeks on someone's face muffling the sound of your fart with thier face after eating a large Tex-Mex dinner.
She was lucky I held the peppers because their was some con carne smeared on that chicks face after giving her a San Antonio Muffle-lada.
by Jason DeReese February 4, 2009
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