A homo sapiens of the male gender carrying the XY chromosomes who fancies putting his male genitalia in household goods and/or furniture.
And is known for having a bad aim in life and/or video games.
And is known for having a bad aim in life and/or video games.
by Deandoozled January 10, 2017
Get the Samtex mug.The act of taking a shit so hard that it sticks to the toilet bowl similar to the way semtex sticks to surfaces/people in the Call Of Duty series.
Sometimes it even has the ability to withstand the force of a flush or two.
Sometimes it even has the ability to withstand the force of a flush or two.
Person 1: "Yo man, I just took one hell of a shit, it's stuck on like semtex and it won't flush away, what should I do?"
Person 2: "Oh you took a semtex shit? Its cool, just leave it for the cleaner, I'm sure she won't mind."
*Later that day....*
Cleaner: "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!"
Person 2: "Oh you took a semtex shit? Its cool, just leave it for the cleaner, I'm sure she won't mind."
*Later that day....*
Cleaner: "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!"
by wisemen experience July 19, 2011
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A word describing the act of “microdosing” MDMA by dipping your finger into the powder, licking it and then flushing it down with large quantities of wine or beer. You should repeat this process 4-5 times in one evening. It was named in Prague, Czech Republic and its name Semtex is related to this origin (Semtex-An explosive from the Czech Republic)
Dude, Laura destroyed her phone when she was leaving the bar yesterday.
How? Was she drunk?
Nah worse, she did Semtex
How? Was she drunk?
Nah worse, she did Semtex
by nobitches77 March 23, 2022
Get the Semtex mug.Brutal Sartex is a young legionnaire who started his own mercenary group and a cooperation known as "Sartex dynasty".
Brutal Sartex is founding father of Sartex dynasty. Brutal is known for forming notorious mercenary group known as SCO (Specialized Combat Operative). Brutal is also key member of many elite organisations and armed forces. Unlike any other organisation, Brutals Sartex dynasty accepts any people to be sartexian.
Brutal Sartex is founding father of Sartex dynasty. Brutal is known for forming notorious mercenary group known as SCO (Specialized Combat Operative). Brutal is also key member of many elite organisations and armed forces. Unlike any other organisation, Brutals Sartex dynasty accepts any people to be sartexian.
Brutal Sartex is a young legionnaire who started his own mercenary group and a cooperation known as "Sartex dynasty".
Brutal Sartex is founding father of Sartex dynasty. Brutal is known for forming notorious mercenary group known as SCO (Specialized Combat Operative). Brutal is also key member of many elite organisations and armed forces. Unlike any other organisation, Brutals Sartex dynasty accepts any people to be sartexian.
Brutal Sartex is founding father of Sartex dynasty. Brutal is known for forming notorious mercenary group known as SCO (Specialized Combat Operative). Brutal is also key member of many elite organisations and armed forces. Unlike any other organisation, Brutals Sartex dynasty accepts any people to be sartexian.
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Get the BRUTAL SARTEX mug.by Dfunk Williams November 2, 2004
Get the semtex mug.-noun: a called upon member of your team that has been given the duty of "diving on a hand grenade."
i.e. a wingman that has to stick to the fat/ugly chick (like the sticky explosive from Modern Warfare 2) all night, while your boy is running game.
i.e. a wingman that has to stick to the fat/ugly chick (like the sticky explosive from Modern Warfare 2) all night, while your boy is running game.
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