Samtex 

A homo sapiens of the male gender carrying the XY chromosomes who fancies putting his male genitalia in household goods and/or furniture.

And is known for having a bad aim in life and/or video games.

Son what are you doing with that vacuum cleaner?
I'm sorry mom, i think i have become a bit samtex.

Samtex by Deandoozled January 10, 2017

Semtex Shit 

The act of taking a shit so hard that it sticks to the toilet bowl similar to the way semtex sticks to surfaces/people in the Call Of Duty series.

Sometimes it even has the ability to withstand the force of a flush or two.

Person 1: "Yo man, I just took one hell of a shit, it's stuck on like semtex and it won't flush away, what should I do?"

Person 2: "Oh you took a semtex shit? Its cool, just leave it for the cleaner, I'm sure she won't mind."

*Later that day....*

Cleaner: "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!"

Semtex Shit by wisemen experience July 19, 2011

Semtex 

A word describing the act of “microdosing” MDMA by dipping your finger into the powder, licking it and then flushing it down with large quantities of wine or beer. You should repeat this process 4-5 times in one evening. It was named in Prague, Czech Republic and its name Semtex is related to this origin (Semtex-An explosive from the Czech Republic)

Dude, Laura destroyed her phone when she was leaving the bar yesterday.
How? Was she drunk?
Nah worse, she did Semtex

Semtex by nobitches77 March 23, 2022

BRUTAL SARTEX 

Brutal Sartex is a young legionnaire who started his own mercenary group and a cooperation known as "Sartex dynasty".

Brutal Sartex is founding father of Sartex dynasty. Brutal is known for forming notorious mercenary group known as SCO (Specialized Combat Operative). Brutal is also key member of many elite organisations and armed forces. Unlike any other organisation, Brutals Sartex dynasty accepts any people to be sartexian.

Brutal Sartex is a young legionnaire who started his own mercenary group and a cooperation known as "Sartex dynasty".

Brutal Sartex is founding father of Sartex dynasty. Brutal is known for forming notorious mercenary group known as SCO (Specialized Combat Operative). Brutal is also key member of many elite organisations and armed forces. Unlike any other organisation, Brutals Sartex dynasty accepts any people to be sartexian.

BRUTAL SARTEX by Legion dictionary March 26, 2022

semtex 

Shit that gose boom! A plastic based explosive

Holy shit the semtex blew up

semtex by Dfunk Williams November 2, 2004

Semtex 

-noun: a called upon member of your team that has been given the duty of "diving on a hand grenade."

i.e. a wingman that has to stick to the fat/ugly chick (like the sticky explosive from Modern Warfare 2) all night, while your boy is running game.

Justin, SEMTEX!

Ha, Pauly is on semtex duty tonight. He's got to stick on the fat chick.

Semtex by bolo1g2 January 24, 2010

semtex 

Definition:
A bitch that sticks to you and never leaves you alone.

Example:
This girl is a straight semtex she text me everyday!

semtex by Hebbs and Pflanz August 11, 2010