Deandoozled's definitions

Samtex

A homo sapiens of the male gender carrying the XY chromosomes who fancies putting his male genitalia in household goods and/or furniture.

And is known for having a bad aim in life and/or video games.

Son what are you doing with that vacuum cleaner?
I'm sorry mom, i think i have become a bit samtex.

by Deandoozled January 10, 2017