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samsquantch

Large Furry Drunken Animal That Roams a Trailer Park and Get's Beat Up By To Guys Named Ricky and Bubbles...
"F*** Ricky! There'S One O' Them Samsquantch'S At Muh Door!!!"
by Frikkin Lahey March 10, 2008
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samsquantch

Furry fool who break dances. Is known for homosexual tendancies and undergoes the challenge of getting laid. While failing miserably. He often tries to steal peoples lives and drive other people apart. Is prone to bitch slapping. Can be found in the Urban Jungles of Toronto.
"What a homo... Such a Samsquantch... Hey Bob look at the samsquantch!"

"C'mon kids gather around. Billy Poke it with a stick! But mommy the Samsquantch might be horny and eat me! and NOT literally :("
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Samsquantch

A creature lurking in the wood of argyle state park with a mile long cock that has teeth known to prey on young boys at their first trout camp.
That samsquantch destroyed that little boy
by Jboogykillshot November 17, 2020
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de-sasquatching

The process of remove large sums of hair from the body as seen on Reddit /r/AskWomen
Girl 1: How long does it take you to shower?
Girl 2: It's around 10-15 minutes usually unless I'm doing a full on de-sasquatching which can bump up the time to 20-30 min.
by LeftyGuns July 25, 2014
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sasquatch balls

When a guy does not man scape, trim his ball hair
Girl I could not find his dick because his sasquatch balls!
by ashane July 5, 2017
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Samsquanch

On the Canadian TV show "The Trailer Park Boys" the character named "Bubbles" pronounces Sasquatch "Samsquanch".
by kodiakmartin September 3, 2008
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Cleveland Sasquatch

A classic Cleveland Steamer preformed by
someone with a horribly harry ass.
Ethel felt fur coat fancy after George
gave her a steaming hot
Cleveland Sasquatch.
by streetwhiz May 16, 2009
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