samsquantch 

Large Furry Drunken Animal That Roams a Trailer Park and Get's Beat Up By To Guys Named Ricky and Bubbles...

"F*** Ricky! There'S One O' Them Samsquantch'S At Muh Door!!!"

samsquantch by Frikkin Lahey March 10, 2008

samsquantch 

Furry fool who break dances. Is known for homosexual tendancies and undergoes the challenge of getting laid. While failing miserably. He often tries to steal peoples lives and drive other people apart. Is prone to bitch slapping. Can be found in the Urban Jungles of Toronto.

"What a homo... Such a Samsquantch... Hey Bob look at the samsquantch!"

"C'mon kids gather around. Billy Poke it with a stick! But mommy the Samsquantch might be horny and eat me! and NOT literally :("

samsquantch by Anonymously Sent By A Shady Figure... November 9, 2008

Samsquantch 

A creature lurking in the wood of argyle state park with a mile long cock that has teeth known to prey on young boys at their first trout camp.

That samsquantch destroyed that little boy

Samsquantch by Jboogykillshot November 17, 2020

de-sasquatching 

The process of remove large sums of hair from the body as seen on Reddit /r/AskWomen

Girl 1: How long does it take you to shower?
Girl 2: It's around 10-15 minutes usually unless I'm doing a full on de-sasquatching which can bump up the time to 20-30 min.

de-sasquatching by LeftyGuns July 25, 2014

sasquatch balls 

When a guy does not man scape, trim his ball hair

Girl I could not find his dick because his sasquatch balls!

sasquatch balls by ashane July 5, 2017

Samsquanch

Improper pronounciation of the word "Sasquatch".

On the Canadian TV show "The Trailer Park Boys" the character named "Bubbles" pronounces Sasquatch "Samsquanch".

Samsquanch by kodiakmartin September 3, 2008

Cleveland Sasquatch 

A classic Cleveland Steamer preformed by
someone with a horribly harry ass.

Ethel felt fur coat fancy after George
gave her a steaming hot
Cleveland Sasquatch.

Cleveland Sasquatch by streetwhiz May 16, 2009