Samsonize

To improve or make better.

You need to Samsonize your ride.

Samsonize by TDBE May 14, 2018

Uncle Samsonite

Uncle Samsonite is a mythical beast started by the youtuber Jake Bowen. His origin derives from a video of Jake, his twin brother Larry, and one I could not identify where it shows 3 people watching TV, one dressed as 'Uncle Samsonite'. In later years Jake Bowen came back with an animated video called 'Uncle Samsonite Pays a Visit'. This eventually turned into the youtube series known as Uncle Samsonite. In this youtube series Uncle Samsonite is eating the soul of Jake. The trademark song of this youtube series would have to be Ginuwine - Pony.

It's time to have some fun... With Uncle Samsonite!

Uncle Samsonite by defnotdgrawns March 1, 2017

Samsonite 

A cheer of joyce or a celebration of success

Dude, I got accepted to harvard
- Samsonite!!

Samsonite by Ha-Batul May 13, 2019

Suckass Samsonite 

A gritty and angry little nickname I coined as a child for my peripatetic father who frequently left me at home in the boring United States while he traveled all over the world having interesting adventures.

I was standing at the front door for what seemed like the hundredth time saying goodbye to him and after glancing downward at his worn, blue suitcase, I uttered, “See you sometime, Suckass Samsonite, have a nice trip!”

Suckass Samsonite by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2021

Uncle Samsonite

The glorious interdimensional God. With powers on par with Mama Kathy and Chef Boyardee. To this great magnificent creature off brand items from Kroger and Wal-mart are signs of infidelity. To capture his presence one must play 'Pony' by Ginuwine.

Uncle Samsonite, is a devorer of memes.

Uncle Samsonite by Dankmemes4jesus July 7, 2018

Tijuana Samsonite 

Using black garbage bags as luggage

Juan checked his Tijuana Samsonite at the ticket counter.

She picked up her Tijuana Samsonite in baggage claim

Tijuana Samsonite by pointswhore July 30, 2018

Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted! 

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.

Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!

Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted! by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018