Sampson Simpson
The most famous drug dealer in NY in the movie "Half Baked". Which happens to be the best movie on earth....WATCH IT
Sampson Simpson by Thergood Jenkins January 26, 2009
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Simpson Negro
A highly educated black person that thinks OJ Simpson is innocent of double homicide. No amount of evidence will convince them that OJ Simpson killed his wife even if it was caught on surveillence video. To them, it will always be the racist LAPD that set him up by tainting the evidence. Even if OJ admitted he killed his wife and Ron Goldman, they would believe he was drugged and tricked into a confession by law enforcement.
Damn, these 'Simpson Negroes' will never believe OJ Simpson is guilty of murder no matter how educated they are.
Simpson Negro by Mikey Boyer July 17, 2011
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Dirty Sampson
A Dirty Sampson is an action where one scratches their crotch then offers the next person they encounter a handshake
Person: Hey Nathan, Willie totally just gave Jacob a dirty a Dirty Sampson..
Nathan: That's just wrong man, Willie has a bad Dirty Sampson addiction.
Nathan: That's just wrong man, Willie has a bad Dirty Sampson addiction.
Dirty Sampson by THEnerdyGUY February 12, 2017
homer simpson
homer simpson by Ashley L January 17, 2004
bart simpson edit
bart simpson edits are the profile picture of most fake depressed 11-12 year olds. usually a song by x in the back if it is a video edit.
dad: hey son! what’s the meaning of your profile picture? it’s a bart simpson edit!
son: nothing
*dad walks away*
dad: hey bro, what’s the meaning of my sons profile picture?
bro: does he play fortnite?
dad: yeah, he’s never off the game!
bro: oh... he’s a “depressed” little guy who makes fortnite dancing tiktoks and craves attention.
dad: ah... well that explains a lot
son: nothing
*dad walks away*
dad: hey bro, what’s the meaning of my sons profile picture?
bro: does he play fortnite?
dad: yeah, he’s never off the game!
bro: oh... he’s a “depressed” little guy who makes fortnite dancing tiktoks and craves attention.
dad: ah... well that explains a lot
bart simpson edit by textinglikeevie October 29, 2019
Rumplestilts Simpson
A sexual act that typically involved one man and one woman, although it is designed to be flexible in that manner.
One person will lock the other inside of a crate until they recite the cum guzzler's creed (Usually Adlibbed due to lack of established creed). Upon release, the person will attmept to bite the other person's penis if one is present.
This will result in an unpleaseant time.
One person will lock the other inside of a crate until they recite the cum guzzler's creed (Usually Adlibbed due to lack of established creed). Upon release, the person will attmept to bite the other person's penis if one is present.
This will result in an unpleaseant time.
Rumplestilts Simpson by Foreskin Master July 25, 2022
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