sampras

the greatest tennis player in history who played in the most competitive era of tennis

man that sampras guy owns

by john roddick November 18, 2006

sampras

a guy named after the tennis player but is a shit guy himself. his entire personality is being named after pete and is toxic, stupid, and ugly
usually can be found in the cadets group, as being in a high ranking position fulfils his little power obsession

is that sampras coming? quick hide!
man sampras get no bitches!

by smartestpersonintheroom July 7, 2022

Sampras

a name given to a girl with mood swings..

I think hes is geeting a sampras

by Jack Abraham April 29, 2010

Pete Sampras

The best tennis player in the world besides Roger Federer.

He has an incredible first serve that rivals Andy Roddick's. His second serve is the best one of all time. It's known for producing aces during critical points. Pete also has fantastic smashes, and a deadly running forehand.

Sampras has won 14 Grand Slam Tournaments, and has earned the most career money off of tournaments alone: $43,280,489 (that doesn't include the several million dollars he's earned off of advertisements.

He also had an amazing rivalry against Andre Agassi.

Pete Sampras will fucking kick the shit out of you with his 140 mph serves.

He will pwn your ass with his running forehands.

He will anally rape your bitch-ass with his awesome serve and volley skills.

by TEnNiS_F@n September 16, 2007

Flaming Pete Sampras

the act of jizzing on a tennis ball, igniting it, and shoving it up your girl's pussy while grunting.

Jack tried to give his girl a flaming Pete Sampras, but accidently lit his cock on fire.

by P-nasty the Chuta April 4, 2010

Pampers Sampras

When a man serves up his balls so fast and hard that the object of his passion poops her pants.

I gave her a Pampers Sampras last night, and she poopt 'em good.

by Pat B. April 3, 2007

Sampresa

This girl is a walking lie detector. Don’t ever lie to her. At the same time, she gets away with every lie that comes out of her mouth. The one thing all people named Sampresa have in common is how competitive they are. They just have the need to be the best. Even though they can be the sweetest person you’ve ever met, if you make them mad, they will go hard on getting revenge. Sampresa is very beautiful. Her beauty is ethereal. If she ever lets you see her cry, that lets you know that she really trusts you. People named Sampresa don’t show their emotions a lot, so let that be a sign that she would even trust you with her life.

“Sampresa is so hardworking” said Pat.

by jkansieievsk June 1, 2020