Samert

The coolest person on earth!

Sweet, Kind, Sense of Humor.

Im gonna give you a samert sandwich.

Samert by Amobrodude November 11, 2010

Samet 

Samet is extremely attractive, intelligent and athletic. He has superpowers beyond your understanding. Girls love him, and for good reason.

Oh my god! Is that Samet? I want him to be the biological father of my child.

Samet by Terataroora May 20, 2020

Samarth 

Samarth (yes there is only one of them in the world) is a wonderful being. He has the world's most spontaneous and amazing brain. He's the most creative person you'll meet. He gets so much fanmail he had to hire a secretary to burn it all. But his awesomeness comes at a price. He's a freaking badass funny person, and it's possible that you may be crippled by his awesomeness. Not killed, because his awesome is still keeping you alive, but crippled.

Samarth says, "Poop."
You burst out laughing in fits of pain that almost kill you, but they don't because his awesome factor is keeping you alive. Otherwise you'd painfully implode, and your body'd still twitch and giggle.

Samarth by Your Mother's Cat September 8, 2010

Sabertooth Crotch Critters 

These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.

Boy: Want to have sex tonight?
Girl: No. I have Sabertooth Crotch Critters.
Boy: Oh...

Sabertooth Crotch Critters by DoctorDong July 22, 2010

Samarth 

The kindest and purest soul you'll ever come across. Someone who is incredibly intelligent, empathetic, and selfless. They are the life of the party and are very humourous people. They are extremely good at reading people and understanding situations; they are VERY mindful and emotionally mature. They are very people-oriented and energetic. If you have a last-minute plan, a crisis at hand or simply some fun information to share, they will do their best to be involved. Nothing makes them happier than food, good music, dank memes and anime. He is someone who will find the easiest way of doing any activity - a true scammer by nature. A clingy raccoon that will go to any extent to make the people they love happy; the human embodiment of sunshine.

You are so helpful, patient, and carefree. Anybody would enjoy your company, you must be a Samarth!

Samarth by deathontwolegs December 1, 2020

Samet 

Samet is someone who isn’t know for his looks. He’s extremely funny and knows how to make people laugh. He charms people into dating him. He is a very loyal friend and he would do anything for you if you’re in his inner circle.

Girl 1: Samet is so funny we talked all night.
Girl 2: He stood up for me a few days ago.

Samet by Reindeerfucker15 December 5, 2020

sabertooth 

A sabertooth is a woman that is the older version of the cougar. A 60+ year old women who is on the prowl for fresh young male meat. She is old, rich, and looking for a crazy night of sex with a guy who can go all night long without Viagra.

I meet a sabertooth at a bar and she took me to her house and ravaged my tender young male body.

sabertooth by Franklin Manson December 15, 2008