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Samarth (yes there is only one of them in the world) is a wonderful being. He has the world's most spontaneous and amazing brain. He's the most creative person you'll meet. He gets so much fanmail he had to hire a secretary to burn it all. But his awesomeness comes at a price. He's a freaking badass funny person, and it's possible that you may be crippled by his awesomeness. Not killed, because his awesome is still keeping you alive, but crippled.
Samarth says, "Poop."
You burst out laughing in fits of pain that almost kill you, but they don't because his awesome factor is keeping you alive. Otherwise you'd painfully implode, and your body'd still twitch and giggle.
by Your Mother's Cat September 07, 2010
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He is an asshole. Doesn't give a fuck about anyone. He pretends to have trust issues and insecurities, to justify his behaviour. He thinks life is all about fun and trippy things, he really doesn't have anyone in his life who would truely care about him. He would probably end up alone, smoking weed and die in a miserable way. He wants to appear cool and popular and confident but is actually scared of everyone. He thinks that everybody wants to be like him but that's not true.
by Tinker. Bell December 09, 2017
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A know it all piece of fucking shit that dosent give a fuck about life. He is also such a piece of shit.
Dude Don't be a MFing Samarth
by derpybrawler November 08, 2016
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A pribbling, beetle-headed pumpion {yes, I used the Shakespearean Insult Generator} whose splendidly swollen ego could house three elephants and a hedgehog. Once disgusted a jackfruit with his antics so much that the poor fruit chose to meet an untimely demise by launching itself off a tree.

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Samarth is a pig.
by Also_Hes_Fat December 22, 2017
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