2 definitions by Dylan Elmer

Noun:
1.) A person who nobody likes, but people accept for reasons beyond their control, usually becoming a persons/group of persons bitch.

2.) The nickname given to the prison bitch
Kid 1: "What the hell man, this kids annoying, why do we let him hang out with us?"
Kid 2: "He's the teachers son...hes a sambles."

Prison Inmate: "Hey sambles, get over here! I dropped my soap bitch!"
by Dylan Elmer March 20, 2008
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The apocalypse, but new aged. Usually involving technology, Zombies, ninjas, pirates, or all/some of these components combined. Said to look beautiful and elegant if not part of it.
Random Onlooker: Holy shit! Its a horde of undead pirating ninja cyborgs!

Jesus: The Metaocalypse has begun...

Random Onlooker: It hurts so much, but looks so awesome!
by Dylan Elmer February 25, 2008
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