Salted!

a derogatory remark, usually stated after a person does or says something incredibly stupid.

person 1: "Did you see that idiot trip?"
person 2: "Oohh! Salted!"

by thechroshley October 8, 2004

SALTS

SALTS - Smiled A Little Then Stopped

friend: *sends dead meme*
me: SALTS
their uncultured ass: ???

by bothofoikawasballsacks June 9, 2020

salted

when pain is inflicted by means of insult, blackmail, or general embarassment. originated from when salt is sprinkled into a wound, causing further stinging and pain. later, gestures were added for effect, often consisting of rubbing fingers together over the victim's head to suggest gingerly applying a layer of salt for extra emphasis on "being served."

-your momma's so fat that when her beeper goes off, everyone thinks she's backin up
-salted!!

by feedyourcat January 27, 2006

no salt

Another way to say "don't be salty".

Jeff: Look at the new guy my ex is dating, he's so ugly.
Matt: Damn Jeff, no salt.

by wordporn98 March 22, 2017

SALTS

Coined by comedian De Ray Davis meaning Smiled A Little Then Stopped. The modern man's answer to LOL or LMAO

(Text message)
You: My mom just fell out of the chair.
Me: SALTS

by Skii1234 July 31, 2011

SALTS

Smile
A
Little
Then
Stopped

People have recently used this because no one really Laughs out loud or lmaoo they SMILE A LITTLE THEN STOP

Yo mom so fat she eats wheat thicks.... SALTS :)

by Pinkbarbie39 August 1, 2011

SALTS

When someone says something funny, we say LOL which stands for Laugh out Loud. However, we are not really laughing, we smile a little then we stop, right? So SALTS = smile a little, then stop

Hey remember that time something really funny happened?

It wasn't that funny, i just salts

by anacondarawr November 2, 2017