Salted!
Salted! by thechroshley October 8, 2004
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salted
when pain is inflicted by means of insult, blackmail, or general embarassment. originated from when salt is sprinkled into a wound, causing further stinging and pain. later, gestures were added for effect, often consisting of rubbing fingers together over the victim's head to suggest gingerly applying a layer of salt for extra emphasis on "being served."
salted by feedyourcat January 27, 2006
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salted
When someone is insulted, embarassed, or made to look like a fool of some sort.
Originally "assaulted", but later reduced to a more convenient syllable count.
Originally "assaulted", but later reduced to a more convenient syllable count.
salted by King Ninja March 3, 2004
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salted
Enhanced with Sodium Chloride.
salted
Lefko: "Your retarded"
B-Wass: "Your mom got retarded when she choked on my fat nuts and got brain damage"
Gimbel: "Salted!!!"
B-Wass: "Your mom got retarded when she choked on my fat nuts and got brain damage"
Gimbel: "Salted!!!"
salted by Sunny Sunnyton October 30, 2007
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To be completely and thoroughly intoxicated, as if for the first time. Salted defines the world of drunken hurt that awaits for a newb out for a binge with their friends. Rooted in the Rockies, it stems from the idea that an LDS person from Salt Lake City would not normally drink, so if you happen to convince them, they would go far over their heads and spend the rest of the night hugging the toilet.
Salted by KissKissBangBang77 November 23, 2010
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