Salted! 

a derogatory remark, usually stated after a person does or says something incredibly stupid.

person 1: "Did you see that idiot trip?"
person 2: "Oohh! Salted!"

Salted! by thechroshley October 8, 2004

salted 

when pain is inflicted by means of insult, blackmail, or general embarassment. originated from when salt is sprinkled into a wound, causing further stinging and pain. later, gestures were added for effect, often consisting of rubbing fingers together over the victim's head to suggest gingerly applying a layer of salt for extra emphasis on "being served."

-your momma's so fat that when her beeper goes off, everyone thinks she's backin up
-salted!!

salted by feedyourcat January 27, 2006

salted 

When someone is insulted, embarassed, or made to look like a fool of some sort.

Originally "assaulted", but later reduced to a more convenient syllable count.

David Oh: Matt, you're such a fuckin' douchebag!
(Matt cries)
Passing man: YOU BEEN SALTED!

salted by King Ninja March 3, 2004

salted 

Enhanced with Sodium Chloride.

These chips would be better if they were salted.

salted by zapple October 21, 2006

salted 

To be verbally raped or beaten, hurting others feelings and/or crushing spirits

Lefko: "Your retarded"
B-Wass: "Your mom got retarded when she choked on my fat nuts and got brain damage"
Gimbel: "Salted!!!"

salted by Sunny Sunnyton October 30, 2007

Salted 

when you feel stupid, or someone else feels stupid

1. you get all dressed up for ur date and then he/she calls and cancels. ur salted

Salted by Laquesha April 19, 2006

Salted 

To be completely and thoroughly intoxicated, as if for the first time. Salted defines the world of drunken hurt that awaits for a newb out for a binge with their friends. Rooted in the Rockies, it stems from the idea that an LDS person from Salt Lake City would not normally drink, so if you happen to convince them, they would go far over their heads and spend the rest of the night hugging the toilet.

Shit man, I can't believe Sara is drinking! She's getting completely salted tonight!

Salted by KissKissBangBang77 November 23, 2010