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Enhanced interrogation 

The use of waterboarding, starvation, and flagellation -- all of these torture, er, "enhanced interrogation" techniques not approved by the Geneva Convention were used in Guantanamo bay.

enhanced patdown 

It is a much more invasive pat-down that involves touching, probing, and feeling your body, including your genital area, to determine if you are concealing something.

It is what the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) will do to you if you opt-out of the full body scanner, which takes a naked picture of you, before boarding an airplane.
TSA Agent: "If you won't let me to take a naked picture of you, then I'm going to rub your penis."
Child: "That would be sexual assault."
TSA Agent: "Nonsense, it's just an enhanced patdown. Now spread your legs."
enhanced patdown by OptOut November 18, 2010

Enhanced interrogation 

A word invented by Dick Cheney to cover his ass.

Refers to torture, a process to get information which the subject thinks you want to hear. Not to be confused with the truth.
"The enhanced interrogation program has saved lifes because I say so.

By the way, we wouldn't use it on our own people, just muslim terrorist suspects that we do not have enough evidence on to bring before a court."

enhanced interrogation techniques

We used enhanced interrogation techniques to try to obtain information.

We used torture to try to obtain information.

Enhanced thicc 

Enhanced thicc is a type of thicc that is extra big but not so big where it is considered a big thicc.
Mr crabs had a fetish for enhanced thicc
Enhanced thicc by Underings June 14, 2018

Enhanced shaving 

The Al-Qaida administration has defended their use of "enhanced shaving" in their fight against the US occupancy.
Enhanced shaving by mr_dressup November 30, 2010