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salaryman

an essentially useless, often inebriated japanese man, characterized by gray suit, blank expression, an inability to think for himself.

not to be confused with office lady, effectively the polar opposite of the salaryman, characterized by inability to be paid any more than half the amount of a salaryman and by copious pinch marks on backside.
by christy sheridan June 24, 2003
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Salaryman

A salaryman works long hours.
by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh July 15, 2022
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Salaryman Ryu

A man who works a nine to five job, that may have a wife and multiple kids, who only plays Street Fighter after work and exclusively picks Ryu. This player is addicted to the moves Shoryuken and Hadouken. A Salaryman Ryu will always rematch no matter the circumstances and will teabag if you do a really cool combo to show that he is impressed. A Salaryman Ryu may not be good at Street Fighter but should be given the highest amount of respect, since he has usually been playing since Street Fighter II Turbo and will never ragequit. This is the highest honor you can bestow a Ryu player.
"Yo I ran into this Salaryman Ryu and he only knew the trial combos but he was cool"
by A Ryu Player June 24, 2024
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Salamander man

A nipple rubbing amphibian who is superior to all other animals. Was kidnapped by the dark lord chin chin and can play the flute out of his nostril.
by Nyesss... June 5, 2016
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Sally The salamander

1. Noun: A state of blissful joy.

2. Noun: An extremely lucky person, probably blessed by an holy spirit.

(Can be reduced to "Sal'" or "Sally")
Wow! I feel like Sally the Salamander today!

Ugh...I'm jealous, he's such a Sal'!
by ChARtoUze October 22, 2020
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Hector Salamanca

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by a-b-c-d-e-f-g April 23, 2022
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Greasy salamander

greasy salamander is a term used by the very perfect Ethan Dolan and his amazing, hot brother Grayson Dolan.
I remember having a really greasy salamander school picture” said by Ethan in the video, The WORST photos of us.
by Dolan_addict64 November 11, 2018
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