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Salerno
An exotic last name only really supremely talented, magnificently cool people have. Most with this surname received it after coming over on a boat from Italy or whereever the fuck, and meeting some lazy jerk at Ellis Island, shit went down like this:
Quotes:
From "The Sopranos: Stage 5 (#6.14)" (2007)
Phil Leotardo: Leonardo was a great Italian and that was our name originally, Leonardo. But many years ago, when my grandpa came over from Sicily, they changed it at Ellis Island from Leonardo to Leotardo.
Boy #3: Why'd they do that for?
Phil Leotardo: Because they're stupid, that's why. And jealous. They disrespected a proud Italian heritage, and named us after a ballet costume.
girl raises her hand
Phil Leotardo: Marissa.
Girl #2: That's for modern. In ballet, you wear tutus.
Boy #2: It doesn't make a difference.
Phil Leotardo: That's right, it doesn't.
See, everyone has always been jealous of Italians with their Italian heritage which is further proof that Salerno is the best last name in history in addition to being the name of an Italian city.
Quotes:
From "The Sopranos: Stage 5 (#6.14)" (2007)
Phil Leotardo: Leonardo was a great Italian and that was our name originally, Leonardo. But many years ago, when my grandpa came over from Sicily, they changed it at Ellis Island from Leonardo to Leotardo.
Boy #3: Why'd they do that for?
Phil Leotardo: Because they're stupid, that's why. And jealous. They disrespected a proud Italian heritage, and named us after a ballet costume.
girl raises her hand
Phil Leotardo: Marissa.
Girl #2: That's for modern. In ballet, you wear tutus.
Boy #2: It doesn't make a difference.
Phil Leotardo: That's right, it doesn't.
See, everyone has always been jealous of Italians with their Italian heritage which is further proof that Salerno is the best last name in history in addition to being the name of an Italian city.
Related Words
Salarno • Salerno Skim • Salerno • Sabarno • sakarno • Salano • Salareola • Salarious • salorno • anthony salerno
Salano
A ultra whorish person, one who constantly has sex with people (meaning at a time or individually) to fill a void in their life. They also ruin lives of others by spreading stds or sleeping with other people that are committed to a relationship already.
Salano by Johan Maaderstrom July 22, 2004
Salerno
You:look at that salerno
Salarious
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Mikey Salerno
The guitarist of Meadowlnad. All of the girls drool over him, with his long amazing hair, to his adorable smile. Mikey's the lovable one out of the band. :) He's super sweet and everybody loves him.
Mikey Salerno by Gaby Goooootz November 25, 2010
Sabarno
An odd teenager who seems to do really dumb stuff. He's still a really kind and funny person. He's the kind of guy to go wild with his best friends and get freaky with them but when it come to girls, he does the same. This guy has a stable friend group, usually a group of 4. He's also the one that gets bullied the most out of the group and tries too hard to look intimidating.
Sabarno is so stupid
Sabarno by tyronejames3.141592653589 March 31, 2020
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