A situation where a woman's areola and nipple cover the majority of her breast.
Derived from the words: AREOLA-area around a woman's nipple. and SCARY: To be very frightening.
"I tookBetty Sue out last night. When we got home she wanted to have sexual relations. I had to decline because that bitch had some nasty ass scareolas."
Madonna Salamella is an Italian imprecation not very much in vogue but it is certainly very creative
Madonna Salamella can be used in various contexts such as:
- after getting hurt (ex Madonna Salamella! What a pain, damn all saints)
- as a surprise eclamation (ex Madonna Salamella garnished with ketchup for how long we do not see each other!)
- when you want to blasp all the foxes
Madonna is a common word in a 360 noscoper bimbominkia dimmerda, anyway, "salamella" is a common peace of meat in the italian popular food colture and it's called madonna salamella as all other types of food.
Examples are
- Madonna Sanguinaccio (Madonna Black Pudding)
-Dio fungo (Dio mushroom)
-Eva la cipolla (Eva the onion)
-Dio cinghiale (Dio Wild Boar)
Some examples in sentences:
- Quando cazzo impari un po' a stare al mondo Dio cinghiale
-Per me Madonna salamella, dio fungo, eva la cipolla, non sono bestemmie sono solo altri tipi di DII di culture a noi sconosciute Cit. Cicciogamer89
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.