salorno

a place where thers a lot of dumb people

we are in salorno

salorno by onewayJD February 18, 2022

Salerno

An exotic last name only really supremely talented, magnificently cool people have. Most with this surname received it after coming over on a boat from Italy or whereever the fuck, and meeting some lazy jerk at Ellis Island, shit went down like this:

Quotes:
From "The Sopranos: Stage 5 (#6.14)" (2007)
Phil Leotardo: Leonardo was a great Italian and that was our name originally, Leonardo. But many years ago, when my grandpa came over from Sicily, they changed it at Ellis Island from Leonardo to Leotardo.
Boy #3: Why'd they do that for?
Phil Leotardo: Because they're stupid, that's why. And jealous. They disrespected a proud Italian heritage, and named us after a ballet costume.
girl raises her hand
Phil Leotardo: Marissa.
Girl #2: That's for modern. In ballet, you wear tutus.
Boy #2: It doesn't make a difference.
Phil Leotardo: That's right, it doesn't.

See, everyone has always been jealous of Italians with their Italian heritage which is further proof that Salerno is the best last name in history in addition to being the name of an Italian city.

Salerno hit the fucking ball next time.

Salerno by Ciao Ciao March 1, 2009

Salerno

Beatiful man named thomas

You:look at that salerno

Salerno by Boi oh February 14, 2018

Mikey Salerno 

The guitarist of Meadowlnad. All of the girls drool over him, with his long amazing hair, to his adorable smile. Mikey's the lovable one out of the band. :) He's super sweet and everybody loves him.

Meadowland Fan: "MIKEY SALERNO IS SO HOT."

Mikey Salerno by Gaby Goooootz November 25, 2010

Salarno 

Offensive slang for an Italian guy, primarily used in Florida. Used when Greeting them or when in an argument. Example: Hey, what’s up Salarno.(or) Bro you’re such a Salarno Pronunciation: Sah-Lair-no

Haydon- I genuinely hate Anthony when he pulls this shit
T.J.- Yeah he’s such a Salarno

Salarno by Gotee September 30, 2018

Blake Salerno 

The sexiest human ever and can pull any woman he wants. Any women froaths at the thought of him

he is so hot must be blake salerno

Blake Salerno by Jed Harrowell December 22, 2020

Salerno Skim 

When you read something so fast and carelessly that you retain almost nothing.

I apologize. I didn’t actually read your feedback. I just gave it a ‘Salerno Skim’ and missed the point entirely.

Salerno Skim by SaltandWinegar December 2, 2023