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saint nicholas 

When you are having sex with a female and she begins to cum on your dick. Before you can finish she decided she wants to finish you with oral. In the process of performing oral her cum spreads over her upper lip and on her chin causing her to look like she has a beard and mustache.
Becky couldn't help but finish me with oral after she came and after she finished me off she had a thick Saint Nicholas.
saint nicholas by Dantastic454 August 5, 2014
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Saint Nicholas Surprise 

The act of pooping in a shoe. Traditionally, the Feast of St. Nicholas (December 6th) involves placing a small gift in a pair of shoes. The Saint Nicholas Surprise, however, is a different kind of gift. One which is not usually desired.
Jared left his shoes in the living room last night, so I decided to him the ol' Saint Nicholas Surprise. He was unhappy.

Do you pray to Saint Mary Nicholas 

A lowkey way to ask someone if they smoke where the people who smoke, get it. and those who dont are just confused
Example 1:

Kid 1: Do you pray to Saint Mary Nicholas ?

Kid 2: Yeahhh, wanna hit my pen?

Example 2:

Kid 1: Do you pray to Saint Mary Nicholas

Kid 3: Huh? Who?

O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper 

This is something you repeat to yourself over and over again as fast as you can when trying to urgently find a toilet because you are holding in a huge bowl movement that feels like it is about to explode out your ass at any unsuspecting momoent.
Your stomach is aching, and gurgling, and you feel you cant hold it any longer.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.

O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper 

When you can't hold your shit in anymore....
This is something you repeat to yourself as fast as you can while urgently trying to get to the nearest toilet, before you accidentally shit all over yourself.
At work today...I had to super speed walk down the hall, while clinching my butt-checks together in order to get to the nearest toilet. Or else I would have shitted all over myself... The whole way there I was chanting "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" repeatedly as fast as I could.

I successfully made it to the toilet though!... I think the "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" chant keeps you from shitting all over yourself.

Thank God I didn't shit all over myself!

Saint Nickolas 

Incorrect spelling of Saint Nicholas. He was very religious and had a reputation of giving gifts to people in secret. Father Christmas is based off of him.
"Saint Nickolas? Dude, I know there are variants to the name but that's not how you spell Saint Nicholas."
Saint Nickolas by Darts'un December 15, 2013
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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