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Sailor's Mouth 

The habit of using speech containg profuse amounts of curse words and other offensive language, due to time spent in the U.S. Navy.

This is common speak in the Navy, but may be frowned upon elsewhere.
sailor 1: hey bit**, what are you doing for lunch today? want to go get some fu**in' sh**donald's?

civilian friend: whoa dude, tone down your sailor's mouth. and yes, i would love to go.

Sailor's Surprise

The act of spiking a unknowing recipitent's drink with semen.
Hey man when she wasn't lookin i took her drink to the bathroom and left her a sailor's surprise
Sailor's Surprise by JFreshReed November 9, 2010

Sailor's Gravy 

Sailor's Gravy is a mix between diarrhea and vomit. Comes from the fact hat when a person gets sea sick they puke and shit all at once.
The port-a-potty at the fair was full of sailor's gravy - those people were puking and shitting their guts out.
Sailor's Gravy by Pinche Gringo February 19, 2011

Sailor's Sock 

Accidentally wearing the sock in which you recently busted a nut.
John, "why are you walking so funny?"
"I'm wearing a Sailor's Sock."
Sailor's Sock by Lingokiller449 January 20, 2015

sailor's handkerchief 

when you blow snot out of your nose onto the ground because you don't have a kleenex or hanky to use.
The cold air made my nose run, so I did a sailor's handkerchief on the street.
sailor's handkerchief by Woody Thomas September 13, 2008

sailor's invitation 

“Sailor’s invitation” The sailors come on to shore to a new port and have a good time with the locals. As they’re boat starts leaving the dock the next day, they yell to the locals “join us! Come!”… they do not actually intend on anyone to act upon the invitation. They were just being polite. A sailor’s invitation is a false invitation, it’s a polite way of saying goodbye and also hope or expect that the receiver doesn’t act upon.
They told me to come but it was a sailor's invitation.

Sailor’s invitation: Messi and the Argentinians attend Salt Bae’s Restaurant… they have such a good time, they tell Salt Bae to join them at the World Cup. Salt Bae did not realize it was a sailor’s invitation … sailor’s invitation
sailor's invitation by Big Z Dawg December 22, 2022