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Carson Sagraves 

A faggot who loves to take it up the ass. Every night he stuffs 10 12inch black dildoes inside his asshole. He loves sucking cock. Loves shoving shit inside his vagina.
Eat shit Carson.

Love, mr.sagraves

Carson Sagraves
Carson Sagraves by Mr. Sagraves March 21, 2016

Floppy; The Segraves Floppy 

The act of a male slightly spreading his legs and swinging the genitals back and forth causing them to hit the front and back of the pelvis, creating a "Flop" sound. Can also be performed during the dance of the Hula Floppy. Sounding simple in theory, most mens sachels' are to sensitive and not large enough to withstand the force of swinging.
A:What's that sound?
B:Oh thats just Floppy; The Segraves Floppy man.
A:Holy crap..I could totally do that!
B:Bet you can't fool.
A:<attempts floppy> Dude, you're right...That just hurts my balls to much.

seagraves 

n. A moment of complete failure or awkwardness.
n. A social reject.
v. To embarrass one's self.
v. To fail.
As a noun: After I missed the goal for our championship game I felt like such a seagraves.
As a verb: I completely seagravesed that test.
seagraves by rijitoga October 18, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004