Sagraves 

A Cock sucking homosexuality. Who borrows my dildos

Fuck you sagraves

(carson): "yes please!"

Sagraves by Mrs. Sagraves October 17, 2015

Carson Sagraves 

A faggot who loves to take it up the ass. Every night he stuffs 10 12inch black dildoes inside his asshole. He loves sucking cock. Loves shoving shit inside his vagina.

Eat shit Carson.

Love, mr.sagraves

Carson Sagraves

Carson Sagraves by Mr. Sagraves March 21, 2016

Floppy; The Segraves Floppy 

The act of a male slightly spreading his legs and swinging the genitals back and forth causing them to hit the front and back of the pelvis, creating a "Flop" sound. Can also be performed during the dance of the Hula Floppy. Sounding simple in theory, most mens sachels' are to sensitive and not large enough to withstand the force of swinging.

A:What's that sound?
B:Oh thats just Floppy; The Segraves Floppy man.
A:Holy crap..I could totally do that!
B:Bet you can't fool.
A:<attempts floppy> Dude, you're right...That just hurts my balls to much.

Floppy; The Segraves Floppy by Jefftaco January 1, 2009

seagraves 

n. A moment of complete failure or awkwardness.
n. A social reject.
v. To embarrass one's self.
v. To fail.

As a noun: After I missed the goal for our championship game I felt like such a seagraves.
As a verb: I completely seagravesed that test.

seagraves by rijitoga October 18, 2008