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That act of being soaked or wet. Usually refers to water but has been used in the context of alcohol.
'Did you see that torrential downpour ? I forgot my umbrella and got absolutely satched'

'I drank so much beer last night, I was fookin' satched'
satched by Arhtur September 13, 2005
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The art of placing a ficticious mustache on an individual or oneself, drawing laughter and humor to this occurance.
That was a great engagement photo, but the photographer stached us both in photoshop.
Stached by Reprac42 November 3, 2011
When one gets dual kicked in the sack. One foot per nut. Just go for it.
Example #1: Surprise. You got fuckin' satched, bitch --

Example #2: "Made stink eyes at a dude across the sidewalk. He and his crony came up and destroyed my groin. #Satched #Hospital2K21"
Satched by BreezyVanillaBean June 18, 2021
A female with vast sexual experience and appetite.
"Yo man, I wouldn't go near that stached scrag!"
stached by jd April 16, 2006
Being incredibly horny that you boof in your pants before any sexual activity has been performed.
Me and my girl couldn't even get it on because i was so satched that i creamed in my linens before she unbuttoned my khakis.
satched by twiggytall May 3, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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