Sadtached 

When you become attached to an object or something small such as a piece of string.

I can't throw away this piece of string cause I'm sadtached to it.

Sadtached by Lozzadarling June 3, 2020

satched 

That act of being soaked or wet. Usually refers to water but has been used in the context of alcohol.

'Did you see that torrential downpour ? I forgot my umbrella and got absolutely satched'

'I drank so much beer last night, I was fookin' satched'

satched by Arhtur September 13, 2005

Stached 

The art of placing a ficticious mustache on an individual or oneself, drawing laughter and humor to this occurance.

That was a great engagement photo, but the photographer stached us both in photoshop.

Stached by Reprac42 November 3, 2011

Satched 

When one gets dual kicked in the sack. One foot per nut. Just go for it.

Example #1: Surprise. You got fuckin' satched, bitch --

Example #2: "Made stink eyes at a dude across the sidewalk. He and his crony came up and destroyed my groin. #Satched #Hospital2K21"

Satched by BreezyVanillaBean June 18, 2021

stached 

A female with vast sexual experience and appetite.

"Yo man, I wouldn't go near that stached scrag!"

stached by jd April 16, 2006

satched 

Being incredibly horny that you boof in your pants before any sexual activity has been performed.

Me and my girl couldn't even get it on because i was so satched that i creamed in my linens before she unbuttoned my khakis.

satched by twiggytall May 3, 2004