Example #1: Surprise. You got fuckin' satched, bitch --
Example #2: "Made stink eyes at a dude across the sidewalk. He and his crony came up and destroyed my groin. #Satched #Hospital2K21"
Example #2: "Made stink eyes at a dude across the sidewalk. He and his crony came up and destroyed my groin. #Satched #Hospital2K21"
by BreezyVanillaBean June 18, 2021
 Get the Satchedmug.
Get the Satchedmug. Nickname for guitar virtuoso Joe Satriani, one of the greatest guitarists to have ever walked the Earth.
by Andrew December 29, 2003
 Get the Satchmug.
Get the Satchmug. That act of being soaked or wet. Usually refers to water but has been used in the context of alcohol.
'Did you see that torrential downpour ? I forgot my umbrella and got absolutely satched'
'I drank so much beer last night, I was fookin' satched'
'I drank so much beer last night, I was fookin' satched'
by Arhtur September 13, 2005
 Get the satchedmug.
Get the satchedmug. Noun.  Short form of "satchel," meaning a bag of marijuana.  Some circles will also use "Satchel Paige."
by Lono April 18, 2005
 Get the satchmug.
Get the satchmug. (n) - a recliner, couch, bed, any object used to rest or relax on
(v)- satchin', to satch
To relax or be lazy
(v)- satchin', to satch
To relax or be lazy
(n)- We just got a new satch for our living room
(v)- I really need to satch. I have been satchin' all day
(v)- I really need to satch. I have been satchin' all day
by satchman February 3, 2010
 Get the Satchmug.
Get the Satchmug. OMG, Did you see that guy's satch!
Kim - hey girl, stay away from that guy. I heard he has a satch.
Pat - Dude, my satch feels like a gutter full of sweat its so damn hot out.
Kim - hey girl, stay away from that guy. I heard he has a satch.
Pat - Dude, my satch feels like a gutter full of sweat its so damn hot out.
by The Original Satch July 30, 2010
 Get the Satchmug.
Get the Satchmug. by Hunter Ellis June 1, 2005
 Get the satchmug.
Get the satchmug.