Stached

The art of placing a ficticious mustache on an individual or oneself, drawing laughter and humor to this occurance.

That was a great engagement photo, but the photographer stached us both in photoshop.

by Reprac42 November 3, 2011

stache

a mustache (from an abbreviation of mustache)

Your stache is nothing compared to mine.

by Light Joker March 28, 2005

staching

the practice of eating pistachios

yeah man, i picked up a pound on tuesday and i've been stachin' hard ever since

by thewebguy March 7, 2005

stach

short for statutory rapist

-Pat:"hey wanna go check out the highschool girls volleyball game today"
Julian:"Fuckin stach"

-Juans tryin to get at Ryans underage cousin, what a stach

by JFLOW September 18, 2006

'stache

Slang for a thick, manly mustache that reaches to each corner of the lips perfectly; a 'stache is always well groomed.

- Hey Jeffrey, that 'stache is freakin' thick!
- Thanks, gurl.

by Fat Cat Gaberino June 3, 2010

Staching

The act of two men rubbing their mustaches together in a sexual or non sexual way.

After a long night of drinking Paul and Todd decided they wanted to push their friendship to the next level by staching.

by KingSoggy July 3, 2019

'Stache

Short for "mustache/moustache".

The man's 'stache wasn't very well-trimmed, so I suggested that he shave it off.

by Rodney Basil June 10, 2004