103 definitions by jd

slugger

an erection, sometimes proceeded by "louisville" -- "louisville slugger." inspired by the great baseball bat brand.

brendan got a louisville slugger

by jd August 1, 2004

GUCCI

A BRAND THAT RICH NEEGA LIKE me wear cause we got money- 500 dollar pair of gucci shoes neega im ballin

damn check out my gucci shoes you cant afford em can ya

by jd February 22, 2005

makin bacon

When two pigs "pork" each other, they're makin bacon.

Those two pigs are rolling in the mud makin bacon.

by jd February 12, 2005

chump change

a BRoke ass man who cant get a job or has a low paying job and only make chump change

Damn that dude is making chump change

by jd February 19, 2005

OPtimus-JD

Once just a normal everyday kind of guy. One day he was given the matrix of leadership from Optimus Prime and his life has never been the same. Optimus-JD fights for the rights of all pie loving beings everywhere as "Pie is the right of all sentient beings".

Optimus-JD rules.

by jd September 3, 2003

Dirty Dundas

when you really need to take a bad shit outside on a major street

"Yo man I really gotta go, I gotta ditry dundas now"

by jd February 19, 2004

saber-toothed crotch cricket

sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs

he got crabs, you see that

by jd February 22, 2005