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SaaSification

The unholy ritual where a perfectly fine one-time purchase software gets sacrificed to the subscription gods, forcing companies to pay monthly for what used to be theirs forever. Symptoms include sudden charges, constant "Pro Version" pop-ups, and an existential crisis over whether you really need another $9.99/mo service to rotate PDFs.
The in-house solution was working perfectly, so naturally the managers opted for SaaSification of the program
by wordgodlyness March 6, 2025
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slamification

The ramification or consequence that is the post-coital awkwardness that may ensue from fast-tracking with a friend.
Carlos and Derek are super close friends, but as a result of their fast-tracking, when they are alone they often experience uncomfortable slamification.
by Professor Cummysocks July 11, 2017
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sissification

Kink which usually involves a dom consensual "humiliating" their bf by using things that are usually gendered as female like skirts, thigh highs, etc.
"I had my boyfriend wear a maid outfit last night and realized I am into sissification"
by chocolatemilk13 August 25, 2019
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Spastification

The art of acting spasticly.

Someone who acts like a knob for the sake of it, i.e known as a retard or "spastic". Their level of "spastic-ness" will reach new heights, as they obtain the art of spastification.
Man 1: Jesus, what the fuck is that guy even doing?!
Man 2: I dunno man, he's acting like a proper spastic.
Man 1: That's spastification at its damn finest.
by GiggleTits April 26, 2013
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Sissification

The act of turning someone or yourself into a sissy, often via sissy hypno, a chastity cage, and wearing feminine clothing.

Being a sissy isn't the same as being a trans woman, as sissification is done as a fetish, and isn't the same as transitioning, though trans sissies do exist.

Sissification is mostly done in femdom relationships and is often combined with other things like cuckolding
Person: How's the sissification going?
Sissy: Great! I feel just like a woman already.
by Minecraftfan5610 July 14, 2021
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Sealification

Ex.
Due to the the Sealification of Seals we have more blubber boots.
Ex. 2
Sealification is the recommended anhilation of baby seals in the U.S
by The Big Kitty Kat October 23, 2014
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Spanification

The way in which Spanish people type words from the English language phonetically.
The spanification of Hello is Jelou.
by Michael Cris September 21, 2008
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