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SaaSification 

The unholy ritual where a perfectly fine one-time purchase software gets sacrificed to the subscription gods, forcing companies to pay monthly for what used to be theirs forever. Symptoms include sudden charges, constant "Pro Version" pop-ups, and an existential crisis over whether you really need another $9.99/mo service to rotate PDFs.
The in-house solution was working perfectly, so naturally the managers opted for SaaSification of the program
SaaSification by wordgodlyness March 6, 2025
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slamification 

The ramification or consequence that is the post-coital awkwardness that may ensue from fast-tracking with a friend.
Carlos and Derek are super close friends, but as a result of their fast-tracking, when they are alone they often experience uncomfortable slamification.

sissification 

Kink which usually involves a dom consensual "humiliating" their bf by using things that are usually gendered as female like skirts, thigh highs, etc.
"I had my boyfriend wear a maid outfit last night and realized I am into sissification"
sissification by chocolatemilk13 August 25, 2019

Spastification

The art of acting spasticly.

Someone who acts like a knob for the sake of it, i.e known as a retard or "spastic". Their level of "spastic-ness" will reach new heights, as they obtain the art of spastification.
Man 1: Jesus, what the fuck is that guy even doing?!
Man 2: I dunno man, he's acting like a proper spastic.
Man 1: That's spastification at its damn finest.
Spastification by GiggleTits April 26, 2013

Sissification 

The act of turning someone or yourself into a sissy, often via sissy hypno, a chastity cage, and wearing feminine clothing.

Being a sissy isn't the same as being a trans woman, as sissification is done as a fetish, and isn't the same as transitioning, though trans sissies do exist.

Sissification is mostly done in femdom relationships and is often combined with other things like cuckolding
Person: How's the sissification going?
Sissy: Great! I feel just like a woman already.

Sealification 

Ex.
Due to the the Sealification of Seals we have more blubber boots.
Ex. 2
Sealification is the recommended anhilation of baby seals in the U.S
Sealification by The Big Kitty Kat October 23, 2014

Spanification 

The way in which Spanish people type words from the English language phonetically.
The spanification of Hello is Jelou.
Spanification by Michael Cris September 21, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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