Spastification

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The art of acting spasticly.

Someone who acts like a knob for the sake of it, i.e known as a retard or "spastic". Their level of "spastic-ness" will reach new heights, as they obtain the art of spastification.

Man 1: Jesus, what the fuck is that guy even doing?!
Man 2: I dunno man, he's acting like a proper spastic.
Man 1: That's spastification at its damn finest.

Spastification by GiggleTits April 26, 2013

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Spanification

The way in which Spanish people type words from the English language phonetically.

The spanification of Hello is Jelou.

Spanification by Michael Cris September 21, 2008

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Satification

The feeling of satisfaction along with much gratification. Lots of satisfaction and gratification together.

"Eating that sandwich gave me very much satification."

Satification by wordmaker5000 April 20, 2010

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smartificational

Adjective meaning extremely smart or extremely stupid.

Idiot 1:I spelled "mississippi"!
Idiot 2:You must be smartificational!

smartificational by Johnny Salazar February 23, 2008

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smartificationalist

Someone who is extremely smart or just thinks that they are.

Idiot 1:I got an "A" on my math test!
Idiot 2:You must be a smartificationalist!

smartificationalist by Johnny Salazar February 23, 2008

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Spartification

Any reunion or event of (or involving) the KMD. Usually involves ridiculous amounts of alcohol and general nonsense. A typical night of spartification ends the following morning usually with three or more people passed out on the floor.

"Did you hear Dattoli, Bryan and Miller are getting together tonight."
"Yeah, sounds like there's going to be some serious spartification going down."

Spartification by ace_helixxx April 22, 2008

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sassification

the process that leads up to being sassy

"in getting ready for a hot date, Jessica started her sassification process"

sassification by Princess/Pirate Jessica August 1, 2008

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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