Swinning

Swimming and winning at the same damn time.

"DAMN, JA'MALL, I'M SWINNING IN DA PUSSAY TONIGHT."

by Ratchet Rudolph October 10, 2013

SWINNING

It’s how you claim you’re always ’winning’ but you’ve done it by swindling others.

He has been swinning his entire adult life.

by @ThisTwitIsLit June 13, 2018

Selective Sinning

When someone who’s usually a Christian, only abides by some rules in the bible that they deem morally wrong. Like gays go to hell, but they still get drunk or watch porn.

Someone: Why is Barb getting a divorce does she know it’s against the Bible?

Me: Oh she’s just Selective Sinning.

by gay and sarcastic October 8, 2019

Dick Swinging Contest

an ego laden interaction usually (although not always) involving men where each individual tries to out do the the other in knowledge and or acheivements. Often seen in corporate settings and family get-togethers

Fuck me! That was a waste of time. I actually thought we could get something done at this meeting. Instead it turned into a Dick Swinging Contest!

by Mr Jameson October 23, 2010

Spinning Rhino DNA

When you take an excess amount of ADHD medication and partake in the cognitive "Bradley Cooper" type enhancement felt when high dosages
Of the schedule 2 substance "Adderall, Vyvanse, and fuck tha rest". #notonacid

Up is left and right is down and red is go and green stop and blue is yellow and now is go

Geeking off your aunt jamima
Spinning Rhino DNA

by A Guy who lives with Asians November 28, 2014

Spinning Rust

Spinning Rust refers to a mechanical hard drive. Early hard disk drives had platters coated with iron(III) oxide, basically rust, hence the name.

I have 8TB of spinning rust in my computer.

by Zipdox November 24, 2020

spinning plates

doing many things at once, dating many people at once, being a whore, friendly; like in the variety shows of the 70s where the performer puts a plate on a tall thin stick mounted to the stage and spins it ... puts another plate on another stick and spins it ... doing more and more to see how many he can keep spinning without falling

Dude1: "Hey man, you just dating that one chick?"
Dude2: "Nah, I've got several hoes on the line, i'm spinning plates man!"

by PapiLoco July 28, 2010