Uncanny ability to consistently be the biggest dick you ever met. Just programmed to drop a buddy or two, coupled with a backhanded compliment, wrapped up with a condescending grin.
Oh man, I got totally SWI-GUYED yesterday at the golf outing.
When all you can think of is making 3 pointers, or making a basket that is a swish. This is common for poor shooters, who dream of swishes all day, and then celebrate when they finally make one, after multiple misses. This is called Swishful Thinking, as they continue to shoot and shoot, knowing they will finally make one.
Damn, did you see Keith hit that huge 3 after he missed like 6 shots in a row. Yeah dude, he is the king of Swishful Thinking.