Someone who buys an Sport Utility Vehicle as protection from other drivers, which endangers everyone else on the road. Other drivers react by also becoming SUVivalists. Every car is now an SUV. Nobody is any safer, some pedestrians are dead, and the highway needs repairing. Next level SUVivalists realize that what they need is a truck.
"Some get an SUV because they think sport is something you do in a car, but I need this SUV to protect my family from the crazy drivers out there. That's what makes me a SUVivalist. Other people's families... are not my problem."
by flatbreadtruck February 11, 2022