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SUVivalist 

Someone who buys an Sport Utility Vehicle as protection from other drivers, which endangers everyone else on the road. Other drivers react by also becoming SUVivalists. Every car is now an SUV. Nobody is any safer, some pedestrians are dead, and the highway needs repairing. Next level SUVivalists realize that what they need is a truck.
"Some get an SUV because they think sport is something you do in a car, but I need this SUV to protect my family from the crazy drivers out there. That's what makes me a SUVivalist. Other people's families... are not my problem."
SUVivalist by flatbreadtruck February 11, 2022
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Survivalism 

Track 3 from the NIN album "Year Zero". It has a runtime of 4:23. There are two versions of the music video, the censored version and the uncensored version. The censored version censors out any offensive tv screens in the music video.
Survivalism is a great song
Survivalism by Xtreme2252 August 13, 2009

zombie survivalism 

The theory that with good preparation, you can defend yourself and live through the zombie apocalypse. Proponents may take concrete steps to be ready by installing extra security around the home, stockpiling provisions, plus purchasing firearms and four-wheel-drive vehicles.
Teen son: "Dad, can we remove the stairs in our house? Zombies can't climb."

Father: "You must've been reading that book on zombie survivalism. Guess what...I found it in the humor section at the book store, not even science fiction."

SurvivalistBoards 

One of the largest survival forums on the internet. Its a place for people to talk about everything from camping to SHTF and teotwawki.
When SHTF, your gonna wish you were a member of survivalistboards.

I aint no survivalist noob, I am a member of survivalistboards.

Counter-survivalism

An ideology based on the belief that humanity is actively working against itself as a species to the extent that it has a detrimental effects on our chances of survival. Therefore, it dictates, present human society is following a counter-survivalist ideology. The term was coined by M.H. in her study of invasive species and the relation between science and society during her years at SciencesPo.
- In my essay today, I argued that humanity is going to end.
- Oh, did you use counter-survivalism as an example?

The movie "Don't Look Up" symbolises the current tension between survivalist and non-survivalist political forces.
Counter-survivalism by JCommittee January 22, 2022

zombie survivalist

Someone either working independantly or as part of an organization who plans and helps educate people on what to do in the event of a zombie outbreak. A number of organizations, such as ozort, make their strategies available to the public and have online forums and websites that allow people and discuss ideas.
The zombie outbreak was prevented thanks to the work of a zombie survivalist group in the area.
zombie survivalist by John Jackson August 24, 2006

survivalist

usually a fairly crazy person, who thinks that eventually the world be a big free-for-all, traits of one may include, paranoia about politics and war, large stash of weapons and ammo and food, medical supplies, and sometimes even a bomb-shelter on their property. very militaristic person
i just bought a rifle off this crazy survivalist, he showed me his weapons stash 20 feet below ground dug from his basement, i was in the military, and even i had never seen some of the things that man had, guns and ammo of every type!
survivalist by tyler June 18, 2006
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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