subterranean

1) being, lying, or operating under the

suface of the earth.
2) existing or working in secret: Hidden
secret concealed HIDDEN

A subterranean network of criminals!

subterranean by Monchie~ July 13, 2019

Subterranean Make Out 

The subterranean make out constitutes approximately 90% of college make outs, usually synonymous with dance floor make outs- however to qualify as a subterranean make out the tonsil hockey session must take place beneath ground level. e.g. basement dance party, subways, storm shelter, nuclear fall out shelter, crater/canyon, in-ground pool, submarines, wells, etc.

Get real it was just a Subterranean Make Out.

Subterranean Make Out by Phalange Blaster October 18, 2010

Subterranean Antimatter Missile Conveyor 

The SAMC-5215 is an underground antimatter-held facility used to fire antimatter missiles into space. This facility is located at least five hundred meters below ground and is very far away from civilization, this is used as a percaution because antimatter is very dangerous. The underground facility produces this antimatter to fire missiles at asteroids visible in the exosphere. When the AIR (AntImatteR) "Coercion" SAM Missiles are released, it will be navigated by a sattellite.

SAMC-5215 will possibly never be made. Antimatter is already to dangerous. So, why make it destroy the world internally?

Subterranean Antimatter Missile Conveyor by Wassup yall? August 24, 2004

Subterranean Siberian Sperm Spitting Semen Serpent

A name for the giant white penis that lives in my pants.

That bitch liked to shit her pants when I pulled out my subterranean Siberian sperm spitting semen serpent.

Subterranean Siberian Sperm Spitting Semen Serpent by olaf the cockmaster April 22, 2011

Subterranean Bath Soap

The act of melting three specific fruits, freezing them, melting them again, freezing them once more, throwing them off a cliff, scavenging the shards of frozen fruit that fell from the cliff, rubbing them against a tree, then shoving every shard up their lover's rear all at once.

"Oh baby gimme some Subterranean Bath Soap right now I need it"

Subterranean Bath Soap by MaffaMuffa April 5, 2017

subterranean kitchen knife 

the act of doing anal using tabasco sauce as lube

"My partner talked me into trying the subterranean kitchen knife in the bedroom, our relationship will never be the same."

subterranean kitchen knife by brainstorm-with-friends August 12, 2017

Subterranean Heat

When one pro wrestler secretly hates another wrestler but does not reveal his hatred to the other wrestler.

“You’d never know it but does Macho Man have subterranean heat for Hulk”.

Subterranean Heat by SouthWilshire April 8, 2022