When someone stupid thinks they're having an
earth-shattering
epiphany that is in fact so incredibly moronic, asinine and just plain
retarded that you have to bite your tongue not to scream, "Are you stupid!?" It's actually a stupiphany.
"Oh, you know what? Do you think maybe the reason my
Windows password won't work is because my mouse cord is touching my keyboard...?" (-some rocket scientist enduser)
"...And all of a sudden I just thought, oh my goodness, I shouldn't reach my arm up so
high since I'm pregnant!! It'll pull on the baby's umbilical cord so
tight and strangle the baby..." (... because we all know the umbilical cord is directly attached to the mother's armpit!?)
Stupiphany, folks.