When your meat sleeve receives massive blood flow from the heart and becomes as hard as a wrought iron fence it could be considered a STIFER-
As my sweetheart swallowed my rock hard STIFER with her clean shaven gaper, it was a joyous occasion for my normally flacid pipe :)
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Get the Stifler's Mom mug.A fictional lozenge imagined by Albertus of the Desert, marketed in his mind to aging men such as himself, to provide the hopeful illusion of a potential hard-on.
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